Oh dear.
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Jen, do you ever put out on the first date?
Quote: Jennie @ 1st June 2014, 7:32 PM BSTit all depends on what they actually do with the horn to progress the courtship...
Blimey
Nicely done my Paduan.
Woot!
To be fair you are trying to innuendoise an innuendo she has clearly already made. It's a negative score therefore.
Go diss your own paduan, oh wait you don't have one.
Pysche, Dark Lord of the Pissed.
Quote: sootyj @ 1st June 2014, 10:53 PM BSTGo diss your own paduan, oh wait you don't have one.
That's right and I'm not up shit creek!
Does that chat up line ever......
Quote: Marc P @ 1st June 2014, 10:57 PM BSTThat's right and I'm not up shit creek!
Who needs chat up lines when you've got a bottle of Old Spice.
Quote: Marc P @ 1st June 2014, 11:01 PM BSTWho needs chat up lines when you've got a bottle of Old Spice.
To drink?
It's got alcohol in it man. What are you supposed to do with it? Splash it about willy nilly!
Quote: Marc P @ 1st June 2014, 11:01 PM BSTWho needs chat up lines when you've got a bottle of Old Spice.
Speaking of... Isn't Victoria Beckham a bad case of aging? She used to be all right - these days I'd rather shag David.
I'm going to have sex with Amy Pond last week.
Notorious whats the best way to get fellated by a tramp if I have a bottle of gin
Quote: Marc P @ 2nd June 2014, 8:20 AM BSTIt's got alcohol in it man. What are you supposed to do with it? Splash it about your willy nilly!
sounds good
Just come back from the solicitors to sort out power of attorney for my Dad. Someone called Jeanette who works there (don't know if she is a solicitor or not) had to witness some signatures. I don't know anything else about her, but I do fancy her. Perhaps I even love her.
I'll probably never see her again.
This may seem a bit strange - and you've seen other women I find attractive - but there's something about Mary Portas.