A new subspecies of humpbacked whale was discovered after the last one was harpooned.
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Not sure I get it.
Quote: Get Out Of Dodge @ 16th May 2014, 1:06 AM BSTLast week me and my girrafe friend got totally hamerged in Yateys Bar.
When they stop serving us both we went to walk out but my girrafe friend hit the floor and I could wake his so I just tried to leave anyway. Stopped at the door by a bouncer he said Look pal, you can leave that lying there. I turned to him and said YOU SHOULD MORE WORRIED ABOUT HOW MUCH HAD TO DRINK MATE.... That's not a lion, is f**king geraffe. Stupid doorman! Eh?
Might be better if you corrected all the mistakes.
and I could (NOT) wake his (M)
you can ('T) leave that
YOU SHOULD (be)MORE WORRIED ABOUT HOW MUCH HAD TO DRINK MATE
Most of that is totally the opposite of what you mean.
Quote: NateSean @ 23rd May 2014, 5:18 PM BSTA new subspecies of humpbacked whale was discovered after the last one was harpooned.
Quote: sootyj @ 23rd May 2014, 5:37 PM BSTNot sure I get it.
Me neither.
Quote: sootyj @ 23rd May 2014, 5:37 PM BSTNot sure I get it.
They discovered it because they harpooned the only one remaining? So it was new, as in never before discovered, now it's extinct.
I think that maybe too much of a leap
A friend of mine asked me to describe Irony,
I Said "Disabled Toilets, The only ones big enough to run around in!"
A friend of mine asked me to describe Irony,
I Said "That time when I told a cartographer to get lost!"
A friend of mine asked me to Describe Irony,
I said "Alanis Morissette having an unfortunate event happen to her on the way to perform her hit Ironic!"
I started work in this shop and on the first day this small horse in a pinstriped suit comes in and demands protection money. It's not every day you meet Alca-pony.
I say I say what's got 4 legs contains alcohol and runs the Mafia.
Alco-pony.
Here is three that I have come up with.
What's 3 foot tall and gets blown by Rolf Harris?
His didgeridoo....
What's black, sits in front of the TV, and is bad at raising children?
A playstation 3, you racist bastards.
Called the domestic abuse advice line the other day, but apparently its only advice for the 'victims'
The first ones good, the other 2 are well structured but maybe a bit simple for such dark material.
Quote: sootyj @ 31st May 2014, 9:31 PM BSTThe first ones good, the other 2 are well structured but maybe a bit simple for such dark material.
I quite liked the last one. Middle one doesn't reallty work, though.
No they're good jokes, well structured, end on a punchline.
The 3rd one also twists expectations which is good.
So here's the first of a series of jokes I wrote for a cartoonist.
No credit but I got paid, so that' ok I suppose.
http://www.gocomics.com/the-beauforts/2014/05/29#.U4usWfldWGk
Quote: Jack Adams @ 31st May 2014, 9:23 PM BSTHere is three that I have come up with.
What's 3 foot tall and gets blown by Rolf Harris?
His didgeridoo....What's black, sits in front of the TV, and is bad at raising children?
A playstation 3, you racist bastards.Called the domestic abuse advice line the other day, but apparently its only advice for the 'victims'
The 3rd one has actually happened for the FGM advice service.
one American for five afghans ? Panini aint what it used to be .