Do you think he's your father? Just saying! 
Who do you fancy? Page 1,133
That's not a good thing to see in the who do you fancy thread.
It'd explain why I like wearing wigs.
Quote: zooo @ 31st May 2014, 3:08 PM BSTThere's some blonde tart in the background trying to pull focus.
I tried to pull focus but they said focu
Quote: sootyj @ 31st May 2014, 9:08 PM BSTI tried to pull but...
The chat up line didn't work?
Quote: dellas @ 31st May 2014, 6:19 AM BSTGreat choices Godot.
Thanks Dellas.
Linda Ronstadt is one of the few people to suit a fringe.
#zooofact
I concur.
In other news, Zooo, Bob the purple dinosaur caused a lot of conversation in the pub on Friday night. Main topics were a) if he was a vegetarian and b) if he was a vegetarian, why he needed a horn.
Notorious whats an excuse for being caught in the queens bed room with me cock out
Quote: Marc P @ 31st May 2014, 9:10 PM BSTThe chat up line didn't work?
Did it work for you.
Hmmmmmmmm.
To knock the bananas off the trees?
Apparently it is for use in battle and courtship.
Interesting stuff though.
To stap coconuts and then lift his head so the coconut juice runs into his gob.
To make fruit kebabs to tempt female dinosaurs with.
Quote: Jennie @ 1st June 2014, 7:16 PM BSTand courtship.
Aw, dinosaur flirting. 
Although it all depends on what they actually do with the horn to progress the courtship...