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Who do you fancy? Page 1,132

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 29th May 2014, 4:14 PM BST

Er, not sure about this - I've got brown hair and isn't Chappers bald?

I seem to remember you as greying, but maybe I've exaggerated what you looked like over the years. You had a 6 pack as well, right?

Chappers had some hair last time I saw him. Who knows what's happened in the years since.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 29th May 2014, 4:14 PM BST

It's true I'm no oil painting, but I am attractive to women and I've had every woman on the BCG and they loved it.

Including the trolls pretending to be women.

Who also loved it.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 29th May 2014, 4:14 PM BST

It's true I'm no oil painting, but I am attractive to women and I've had every woman on the BCG and they loved it.

Er, not sure about this - I've got brown hair and isn't Chappers bald?

Laughing out loud

Is this why bush baby doesn't post anymore?

Quote: Tursiops @ 27th May 2014, 6:35 PM BST

Actually I would be genuinely interested. The diversity of human attraction is an interesting subject, and the anonymity of the web is a good place to explore it. Of course even here there will be those like g.roper whose experience of womanhood is confined to the mouse button, or insecure types like Carpark, who would not admit to fancying any woman who does not perfectly conform to conventionally nubile stereotypes, in case their mates laugh at them; but you I suspect might come up with some more intriguing choices.

Arty-farty choice: French sexy-book writer Alina Reyes

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Actress; Alison Brie before she got too cheesily Hollywood

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Pop Singer: Linda Ronstadt from the Stone Pony days

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Beautiful brain - Susan Sontag.
Read her essays, if you haven't already. Great writer and even greater thinker.

Great choices Godot.

Better choices than that sort's earrings. Stick to the warbling luv!

I saw this picture online somewhere. Can't remember where. Don't know who she is but I would give her a kiss right on the face, and I'd hold her hand and she'd bloody love it.

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I just want to clarify I'm not a stalker.

My face is massive.

There's some blonde tart in the background trying to pull focus.

Not many people can say they've been photo-bombed by Marilyn Monroe...

Laughing out loud

This was taken a couple of weekends ago in our rented apartment in Dublin. The picture of Marilyn was the only piece of artwork in the whole flat..it was a bit odd.

Is that your barristers wig or your real hair? :P

Jennie is the talk of the town!

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 31st May 2014, 3:44 PM BST

Is that your barristers wig or your real hair? :P

:P

Curlyist Angry

My mother was chatted up at the theatre by a High Court Judge once. Just saying.

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