Gag buying...

Hi there,

Ive been gigging for a two or so years and have pretty good 15 minute set. I try and keep it topical so if its in the news its in that weeks gig set.

I looking for some new gags and wondered how you go about buying them and if anyone here writes to sell? id be interested. Im more the Boyle and Carr end of the market so looking for some shocking and to the point gags.

I have a 14 night run coming up in Edinburgh this August where id real like a few explosive one liners to get things moving... any offers or advise? the Edinburgh deadline seems to have given me a bit of a writers block.

Look forward to hearing from you.

Dean.

Depends what we get in return.

Loads of us on here submit to Newsrevue.

Would we get paid or just a credit? A credit may be all that some people want as they build up a reputation.

hi there, well I'm happy to negotiate - going rate for a gag is anything between 5 and 25 gbp.

a credit could be arranged too.

deanshort2000@hotmail.com

email me?

dean

So it's good to be at the Edinburgh fringe. I had a great reception last night, but I had to lean out the window with the f**king aerial to get it and some f**ker nicked it. Face painted f**king blue in a skirt ... was either a smurf transvestite or a member of the SNP.

F**k you then! I'll buy my own biscuits!