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I lost all respect for KGM when he deserted Newsround.

I can appreciate than sentiment. He has however laid into Pharrell after Pharrell suggested the line "I know you want it" in Blurred Lines is a reference to "fast food and cars".

...sootyj had to shave his beard as he was resembling Santa's no good drunk brother-in-law

Boris?

Should we fancy you more now, Soots? ;)

Well not any less

Quote: Jennie @ 28th May 2014, 10:57 PM BST

Enlightening.

Alan Rickman has finally reached the stage of being a bit too old to be sexy :(

Of course, I could just shut my eyes and listen to his voice....

Who decided that?

Me. I saw a picture of him the other day and just thought..no. You've gone from a ruggedly sexy older man to just..older man.

In my humble opinion of course.

Oh dear. I haven't seen him lately.

Don't get me wrong, if he swept me off my feet and threw me on the back of his horse before galloping across the moors at dawn...

Well, I probably still would. :$

What on earth are you up on your feet at daybreak for? Get back in bed woman you'll catch a cold!

It's true. I would probably prefer a lie in and a cuppa.

Quote: Jennie @ 29th May 2014, 12:01 AM BST

Me. I saw a picture of him the other day and just thought..no. You've gone from a ruggedly sexy older man to just..older man.

In my humble opinion of course.

Ageist. Can I sue you and have you defend yourself as well as representing my interests? I don't see aproblem here.

Quote: Jennie @ 29th May 2014, 12:58 AM BST

It's true. I would probably prefer a lie in and a cuppa.

You me and Boy George. Hang on, I'll rephrase that!

Quote: Chappers @ 28th May 2014, 7:25 PM BST

Have you met Godot? He's an ugly bastard!

It's true I'm no oil painting, but I am attractive to women and I've had every woman on the BCG and they loved it.

Quote: Ben @ 28th May 2014, 10:56 PM BST

Chappers and Godot are both silver foxes.

Er, not sure about this - I've got brown hair and isn't Chappers bald?

Quote: Marc P @ 28th May 2014, 10:14 PM BST

None then??

Anyway it's not always about looks or the inner man ... but I don't want to bring my penis up again.

Cue auto asphyxiation cannibalism joke.

Laughing out loud

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