Here's a sketch my little group wrote about 18 months ago. We tossed it because it felt too easy a target, but seeing as it just effectively turned up at the end of the Harry & Paul BBC 2 show, I thought I'd stick it up 
[Cut to panel show set]
RUSSELL: [In mid-sentence] And she looks like a mutant potato that's been rolled through the Laura Ashley warehouse!
PRESENTER: Ha ha, she really does. [Serious tone] And our condolences go out to her family. Now, onto the next round, who can tell us anything about the politics?
RUSSELL: The politics is a twat.
PRESENTER: Yes, very good, young and eager as ever. Anyone else? The politics?
POSH: I also think the politics is a twat. But it sounds funnier when I say it, because I have a 2:1 from Cambridge and a corduroy jacket.
PRESENTER: Indeed you do, excellent point.
AMERICAN: Can I just say, my culture be subtly different from y'all's?
PRESENTER: You always do, so I don't see why not. Now then, what -
NAUGHTY: Rectal cancer dead Diana spastic face!
PRESENTER: Oho, there he is, controversial as ever.
NAUGHTY: A giant cock spunking glass into the eye of an African midget!
PRESENTER: Well I never. Any more?
NAUGHTY: [Pause] No.
WOMAN: Can I say something?
PRESENTER: Well, you can have a try, love, but it probably won't make the edit
WOMAN: Right. [Draws breath to speak. Cut clumsily back to PRESENTER]
PRESENTER: So that's all we have time for tonight. And, totting up the scores I see the winner is...British broadcasting. Insightful comedy and towering satire. It's a golden age, ladies and gentlemen, a golden age.
[Lights dim, and credits roll over wide shot of panel as theme plays]
ANNOUNCER: [VO] And, the panel will be back at the same time next week. But, if you can't wait that long, just turn over, they're almost certainly on something else.
