Who do you fancy? Page 1,128

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 27th May 2014, 1:30 PM BST

It's official Tursiops, I am making you my wing man on any future incursions into picking up chicks in the pub. Never again will a mate have to fall on his sword or utter the words: 'I don't fancy yours much' again.

The unwritten rule is that every incredibly gorgeous girl has a less attractive friend who never leaves her side, hoping to cash in on reflected glory or attractiveness by association. And try as she might to look and dress like her better looking friend, it just ain't working.

I'm trawling Facebook as we speak looking at profile pictures that feature two girls - one fit, one skanky - to set up some double dates. It goes without saying that the profile belongs to the uglier one, so she'll be more receptive to advances. Vive la difference!

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I am good thanks. I am guessing this is more your type:

Quote: Tursiops @ 27th May 2014, 1:46 PM BST

I am good thanks. I am guessing this is more your type:

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Yes, well done.

She looks like she is about to be sick.

Has she met you?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 27th May 2014, 1:30 PM BST

The unwritten rule is that every incredibly gorgeous girl has a less attractive friend who never leaves her side, hoping to cash in on reflected glory or attractiveness by association.

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The Queen Elizabeth and The Tugboat.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 27th May 2014, 3:10 PM BST

The Queen Elizabeth and The Tugboat.

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That is a bit harsh on Princess Margaret.

I love the way that girls have the reputation for being bitchy. Men are SO much bitchier.

Women bitch. Men banter.

'Couuuurse they do.

Quote: Tursiops @ 27th May 2014, 2:55 PM BST

Has she met you?

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She's still alive, ain't she?

Quote: zooo @ 27th May 2014, 3:26 PM BST

Men are SO much bitchier.

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Bitch.

I shall rise above it!
And force you all to look at more Norman.

Quote: Tursiops @ 27th May 2014, 1:17 PM BST

I could go properly stalkerish for Lucy Worsley:

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I don't post in this thread much because I don't care who people fancy and I know no-one cares who I fancy, but do you honestly really fancy Lucy Worsley? I mean, genuinely?

She's fairly steadfastly un-glamourous and ascetic-looking and she's not much of an academic either so I find it hard to think you would.

I seem to remember that you liked Dr. Janina Ramirez, the BBC Anglos Saxon historian - who in contrast looks like she would bounce up and down on your dick after five pints of snakebite and a veggie burger.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 27th May 2014, 5:30 PM BST

I don't post in this thread much because I don't care who people fancy and I know no-one cares who I fancy, but do you honestly really fancy Lucy Worsley? I mean, genuinely?

She's fairly steadfastly un-glamourous and ascetic-looking and she's not much of an academic either so I find it hard to think you would.

I seem to remember that you liked Dr. Janina Ramirez, the BBC Anglos Saxon historian - who in contrast looks like she would bounce up and down on your dick after five pints of snakebite and a veggie burger.

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What can I say? I find historians sexy. I wouldn't mind a go on Helen Castor either.

Anyway I think Lucy looks like she might be a bit naughty.

As for her academic credentials, well they put mine to shame for sure. As most of her television programmes deal with subjects on which I am genuinely ignorant (the only sort of TV factual programme you should watch) I cannot comment on the academic rigour, but I find her an entertaining broadcaster.

Quote: Tursiops @ 27th May 2014, 5:55 PM BST

What can I say? I find historians sexy.

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Did someone say sexy historian?

Sorry, I meant this one - Dr. Suzannah Lipscomb - even her name sounds like 'lips come' - phwoar!

(Christ, even with a tiny demographic like British female television historians, I'm still the best at picking the babe)

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 27th May 2014, 5:30 PM BST

I know no-one cares who I fancy,

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Actually I would be genuinely interested. The diversity of human attraction is an interesting subject, and the anonymity of the web is a good place to explore it. Of course even here there will be those like g.roper whose experience of womanhood is confined to the mouse button, or insecure types like Carpark, who would not admit to fancying any woman who does not perfectly conform to conventionally nubile stereotypes, in case their mates laugh at them; but you I suspect might come up with some more intriguing choices.

Quote: zooo @ 27th May 2014, 4:20 PM BST

I shall rise above it!
And force you all to look at more Norman.

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That's derek