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Politically incorrect remarks wanted. Page 2
Quote: Marc P @ 23rd May 2014, 11:34 PM BSTSee - I got paid you got dumped!
actually I dumped her - she thought the p in pmt stood for permanent !
I'm sure she was gutted.
What are these actually needed for Jerf?
Or can I call you Georff
Quote: Jennie @ 24th May 2014, 12:25 AM BSTI'm sure she was gutted.
not taking sides already are we lol ? when someone barely speaks to you
for 2 years and won't even sit on the same sofa , then I think they are trying to tell you something .but obviously , its always the mans fault as we areall uncaring , beer swilling , womanising b@stards ! 
Quote: slarnder @ 24th May 2014, 12:22 AM BSTactually I dumped her - she thought the p in pmt stood for permanent !
You just won me a tenner.
Quote: slarnder @ 24th May 2014, 2:13 AM BSTwhen someone barely speaks to you
for 2 years and won't even sit on the same sofa , then I think they are trying to tell you something .
Something like 'You're dumped? '
I notice that Jerf's profile now claims he's a retired psychiatrist where it once said he was a retired builder. What would a psychiatrist make of that?
I was digging a hole in a London street and I saw this failed writer walk by so I yells,
Oi might your jokes are like Tommy Cooper
That good....he says all smiles
Nah they died on stage in the 80s
Quote: Ben @ 24th May 2014, 10:37 AM BSTI notice that Jerf's profile now claims he's a retired psychiatrist where it once said he was a retired builder. What would a psychiatrist make of that?
A house of cards.
Oh very nice.
The reason I claimed to be a builder man was because I was conducting a psychiatric analysis of the members of BSG, for educational purposes. I wondered who would spot the deliberate mistake first.
Well done Marc P. I shall be posting a carefully constructed psychiatric sketch and hope many of you will take part in a mass analysis programme. I can accurately tell you who will be successful and who will be forever condemned to live with mummy posting rude remarks to other members. The sketch is called Duck Soup. Good luck everybody.
You better not be having a f**king go at my mummy!
So MarcP what's the new book about sexual assault at the British Museum called
Quote: Marc P @ 24th May 2014, 1:03 PM BSTYou better not be f**king my mummy!
Starring Tootin' FindPoon and Henry Tarter' the Egyptologist pimp?
And Lara's arse of course.
I'm aiming to be buried in a sarcmarkgophagous