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Unacceptable humour. Page 4

Debate is pointless!! care to comment ?

Isn't everything? Especially comedy?

Not as pointless as a pencil. Or David's existence.

The comedy ( I use the term as loosely as a unwormed dogs bowels)
on here is totally overshadowed by the cloying sickly sour smell of ,stale, sperm stained tissues ,surrounding the chairs of the computer age educated? testicularly undropped, socially scared shitless wankers ,that make never ending and ever futile attempts to invigorate their own pathetic mummy worshipping lives on a forum that is intended to celebrate situation comedy.

Testicular undropped, and sperm stained tissues, an intriguing thought? Mayhap you've had a Catholic, or fundamentalist Muslim education? As you do seem to have some slight confusion about the mechanics, of masturbation, and puberty.

Mummy worshiping, well granted I am quite the fan of Bubba Hotep, and Famous Monsters of Filmland. But worship them I'm not sure.

Confess Rockabilly, your salty posts, and righteous rage, you're a famous comic under cover. Your doing secret research for a new character, are you perhaps Steve Coogan, or Sascha Baron Cohen?

Or perhaps are you strangely, embarrassingly fascinated, by the writings of the bright young new writers on these forums. So much more fun than comparing The Good Life, or Birds of a Feather?

Sitting there intrigued, no doubt unable to drag your formidable intelect else where.

''bright new young writers''

Now THAT is the FUNNIEST thing ! I applaud your talent sir! :D

By the way...may I umbly suggest you have a scant knowledge of puberty ,and pre pubescent possibilities, before you deride my rantings ,ta.

''comparing the good life and birds of a feather '' is what the f**kin forum is for you twat!

sorry that should have read ''pompous'' twat.

Rockabilly, some calm wouldn't really go amiss. Personal insults just aren't cricket.

N.b. sorry Aaron I have to say this.

But prepubescent possibilities sounds like Michael Jacksons entry in Loot!

n.b. I prefer pompous, egotistical, twat anything else just leaves me feeling cheap.

Also it's a discussion of comedy, and sitcom, including its structures, forms, and challenges.

Otherwise it gets perilously close to train spotting.

Quote: Rockabilly @ February 23, 2008, 12:08 PM

By the way...may I umbly suggest you have a scant knowledge of puberty ,and pre pubescent possibilities, before you deride my rantings, ta.

It always annoys me when people consider people younger than themselves less knowledgable or worthy. I started this website when I was about 18 and, despite being young, think I managed to do an ok job considering?

Quote: Rockabilly @ February 23, 2008, 12:08 PM

''comparing the good life and birds of a feather '' is what the f**kin forum is for you twat!

It is also a place to discuss comedy writing and just chat generally. The one thing it isn't is a place for is personal insult slinging. You're more than welcome here Rockabilly but please keep any criticism you have polite. That's the true mark of someone's maturity in my book too :)

Quote: Rockabilly @ February 23, 2008, 11:47 AM

The comedy ( I use the term as loosely as a unwormed dogs bowels)
on here is totally overshadowed by the cloying sickly sour smell of ,stale, sperm stained tissues ,surrounding the chairs of the computer age educated? testicularly undropped, socially scared shitless wankers ,that make never ending and ever futile attempts to invigorate their own pathetic mummy worshipping lives on a forum that is intended to celebrate situation comedy.

Hillbilly, you appear to have swallowed a sperm-covered dictionary.

As ever your grammar and syntax is more offensive than what you try to say.

Syntax make cameras don't they?

Pompous twattery is abounding here. I love it!

you read it minicab , so that makes it all worthwhile xx

Pompous twattery wasn't he on Whose Line is it Anyway?

Yes, along with Jimmy Carr who is high priestess of same .

Yes I believe Pompous Twattery is a Lord. Lord Pompous Twattery.

Apologies for my lousy pun

Pompous Twattery sounds like Tony Slattery, who was on Whose Line is it Any Way?

He's famous for his pompous comedy demeanor,

and may indeed be something of a twat, at least according to Breakfast Chimp

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