I love that Chappers actually fancies women his own age now and then. Makes a bloody change.
Punchable faces. Page 5
Quote: zooo @ 25th April 2014, 11:09 PM BSTI love that Chappers actually fancies women his own age now and then. Makes a bloody change.
Chappers?
She's a bit of totty to him !
Quote: roscoff @ 25th April 2014, 11:08 PM BSTLook up...look down...how many words can you read on the chart? [beat] None? I'm afraid to say Mr Chapman you're clinically BLIND!
And obviously suffering the onset of senility.
Miley Cyrus
David Cameron
karl-heinz rummenigge
Quote: lofthouse @ 22nd May 2014, 12:28 PM BSTkarl-heinz rummenigge
Ah, let's say the whole of FC Bayern München...except for president Uli Hoeness, of course. He has to go to jail because of tax fraud. So a punch in the face will not be the worst thing he has to expect there.
Instead of choosing five people, can I just punch Jack Whitehall five times?
Quote: Agnostik @ 22nd May 2014, 2:13 PM BSTInstead of choosing five people, can I just punch Jack Whitehall five times?
Only if you do it with a half brick.
One fist - Ant and Dec.
As usual, where is sootyj when you need him? *sigh* Okay, I'll do it.
Hey Ben, what is your most potent wank fantasy?
Quote: Ben @ 22nd May 2014, 9:37 PM BSTOne fist - Ant and Dec.
Quote: Ben @ 22nd May 2014, 9:37 PM BSTOne fist - Ant and Dec.
Are you man enough to do three?
Dear God, Roscoff! Where you do find this filth?!
Shapps is on BBC election coverage.
He exceeds the punchable criteria and moves into the baseball bat area.
Jeremy Vine.
Quote: Ben @ 22nd May 2014, 9:37 PM BSTOne fist - Ant and Dec.
If you only took out one it would do no good. ITV have a spare Ant/Dec called Stephen Mulhern. He would replace the fallen Ant/Dec and everything would carry on as if nothing happened.
I would like to make it clear that I don't have a problem with Ant & Dec or spare Ant/Dec, but do have a big hatred for most of the shows they have been involved with. Except Catchphrase, it's the only quiz I can play along with at home without ever getting a question wrong, which is very satisfying.