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Absent friends Page 113

Space sucks, it's why it's a vacumn

Besides you know me all style no content

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 17th April 2014, 7:21 PM BST

Men have a tendency to 'zone out' when the endless meandering kicks in, which then causes the women to say 'Are you listening to me?' and the inevitable row.

Clearly that you aren't skilled enough at pretending to be listening. I try to nod and smile, whilst I reply something like "Weirdest Weapons of World War 2" in my head. I find that visualising something like the Third Reich's jet prototypes really helps me appear fascinated by the extended details of someone's friends' relationship with someone else I don't care about.

Also useful when some dude is going on and on about his new computer.

This thread ain't what it used to be.

Nevermind, what do you prefer? Short skirts or tight jeans?

You look terrible in both of them.

Fink's missed even though apparently she still lurks.

Finck was an excellent dresser.

What side??

(Sorry)

Lofthouse hasn't posted for a few days. I hope he hasn't gone on some massive bender with that new pay rise.

Do you mean to do these euphemisms?

Sorry, I didn't know Finck was female.

She is

An excellent dresser or female?

Both

Quote: Ben @ 18th April 2014, 8:51 AM BST

Finck was an excellent dresser.

I expect she still is... ;)

It would be so nice to see her again, or even hear from her. :| :|

Tim Azure has been very quiet recently.

Not that that's a bad thing.

I miss the firebrand prolific writer I used to be,

Rob H was fun when he was around. Hope he's ok.

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