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Quote: ajp29 @ February 23, 2008, 12:43 AM

Go free range then.

If you get that joke at this time of night you deserve a bisuit.

I just had some Custard Creams. :)

Quote: ajp29 @ February 23, 2008, 12:43 AM

Homophobe? No. Aaronophobe? Yes :P

:(

Still ... Understandable.

Quote: zooo @ February 23, 2008, 12:44 AM

You may sleep, my child.

Oh Great One, please make my cold go away and my ear ache not ache any more. What didst I do to displeaseth you so verily? :(

Quote: zooo @ February 23, 2008, 12:40 AM

Ian, you can hold the video camera.

As you wish holy one! The lesser of two evils I suppose, and I can always close my eyes and hum.

Quote: ian_w @ February 23, 2008, 12:51 AM

and I can always close my eyes and hum.

Some boys like that.

Quote: Aaron @ February 23, 2008, 12:50 AM

Oh Great One, please make my cold go away and my ear ache not ache any more. What didst I do to displeaseth you so verily? :(

You probably called Ricky Gervais fat or something.

But you've been punished enough. When you wake up tomorrow you'll be all cured!
(I'll try my best anyway.)

I need to be writing all this down.

Laura 1:13:4
If thou didst probably calleth Ricky Gervais fat, then lo! thou shalt be cursed by a plague of much snot, and thy ear shall quite ache.

Quote: zooo @ February 23, 2008, 12:54 AM

You probably called Ricky Gervais fat or something.

No, he's nice, 'cos he likes kittens.

Quote: zooo @ February 23, 2008, 12:54 AM

But you've been punished enough. When you wake up tomorrow you'll be all cured!
(I'll try my best anyway.)

Fankoo. I shall bring offerings of sweeties and man-kissing and erm, sparkly expensive things in thanks. *praise*

Quote: ian_w @ February 23, 2008, 1:00 AM

I need to be writing all this down.

Laura 1:13:4
If thou didst probably calleth Ricky Gervais fat, then lo! thou shalt be cursed by a plague of much snot, and thy ear shall quite ache.

We could even make it into a book. It could be called the Homoble.

Azza I lurrrve custard creams. They are so moorish. Throw me one over!

They are the king of biscuits! Well, joint with bourbons.

Oh and rich tea & Nice.

And Hob Nobs!

What are those pink fluffy things called. I loves them much too.

Pink Wafers?

They are Emma Kennedy's favourite biscuit.

...why do I know that?

Quote: Charley @ February 23, 2008, 1:05 AM

What are those pink fluffy things called. I loves them much too.

Pussies?

Also, Philadelphia spread over the back (textured side) of a rich tea. AMAZING.

Really?!?

Quote: zooo @ February 23, 2008, 1:06 AM

Pink Wafers?

They are Emma Kennedy's favourite biscuit.

...why do I know that?

TV's Emma Kennedy?

Quote: zooo @ February 23, 2008, 1:08 AM

Really?!?

Yes. Loooovely.

(The 'light' half-fat spread, obviously.)

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