Quote: ajp29 @ February 23, 2008, 12:18 AMShe speaks...
Guide us to the light *asks ian if hes doing it right?*
But when you get to the light you have to hold aloft sparkley glittery things, that's important.
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Zooo truly is the light. Under her guidance we have reached the promise land of 100 pages for a single thread. Zooo bless Zooo 
Quote: ajp29 @ February 23, 2008, 12:24 AMZooo truly is the light. Under her guidance we have reached the promise land of 100 pages for a single thread. Zooo bless Zooo
Aint this just the greatest religion?
Yeah. I'm just hoping she frees the booze soon
Of course to go to heaven, you have to either:
a) admit that Ricky Gervais is a genius.
or b) kiss boys and let me watch.
Quote: ian_w @ February 23, 2008, 12:23 AMBut when you get to the light you have to hold aloft sparkley glittery things, that's important.
She also requires the provision of home-produced man-love porn.
Alas, I think anything involving myself would have the opposite of the desired effect (
), so I'll have to think of something else I can appease Her Greatness with. Jewels maybe?
Quote: zooo @ February 23, 2008, 12:28 AMOf course to go to heaven, you have to either:
a) admit that Ricky Gervais is a genius.
or b) kiss boys and let me watch.
Maybe you should change the wording of b) or you may have alot of Catholic priests converting 
The more the merrier!
(especially if they look like that one in Hollyoaks...)
Quote: Aaron @ February 23, 2008, 12:30 AMAlas, I think anything involving myself would have the opposite of the desired effect (
Nah! Although I'll take jewels too, obviously.
Quote: zooo @ February 23, 2008, 12:32 AMNah! Although I'll take jewels too, obviously.
Should I nibble the jewels from between the crests of Adam's buttocks in the video or something? Then the tender man-love?
Quote: Aaron @ February 23, 2008, 12:36 AMShould I nibble the jewels from between the crests of Adam's buttocks in the video or something? Then the tender man-love?
Theres nothing tender about your man-love you animal.
(Hope this is getting me eternal salavation cos its making me feel weird)
As the founder I am exempt from the man-love stuff.
Unfortunately for me that means while the men are all at it there'll be so many free women 
Quote: Aaron @ February 23, 2008, 12:36 AMShould I nibble the jewels from between the crests of Adam's buttocks in the video or something? Then the tender man-love?
Sounds like a plan!
Ian, you can hold the video camera.
Quote: ian_w @ February 23, 2008, 12:39 AMAs the founder I am exempt from the man-love stuff.
Unfortunately for me that means while the men are all at it there'll be so many free women
You'll get friction burns on your cock.
Quote: ajp29 @ February 23, 2008, 12:38 AMTheres nothing tender about your man-love you animal.
Well ... 
Quote: ajp29 @ February 23, 2008, 12:38 AM(Hope this is getting me eternal salavation cos its making me feel weird)
Homophobe.
Quote: Aaron @ February 23, 2008, 12:42 AMYou'll get friction burns on your cock.
Go free range then.
If you get that joke at this time of night you deserve a bisuit. I may even let you dip it... God Laura i need some sleep
Quote: Aaron @ February 23, 2008, 12:42 AMHomophobe.
Homophobe? No. Aaronophobe? Yes 
You may sleep, my child.