Now I'm torn. Do I want the bearded lady or the nice Dutch song to win?
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Why does Graham Norton keep referring to Conchita as "she"?
He is NOT transexual. He is just a transvestite.
It's so close it reminds me of the premier league title race this season
Even more so because the Austrian looks like Andy Carroll
It is genuinely interesting for the first time in years. There is less bloc voting.
I feel sorry for the Russian kids.
Yes that's a shame for them
Quote: Chappers @ 10th May 2014, 11:12 PM BSTWhy does Graham Norton keep referring to Conchita as "she"?
He is NOT transexual. He is just a transvestite.
Maybe Conchita prefers to be called she!
She's come out of her shell.
Love her. And a thinly veiled "f**k you Putin" at the end.
OK. So we got 40 points which averages at fractionally over one point from each voting country. There's no point us trying really unless we go the whole hog and do something like a real pisstake.
Quote: Marc P @ 10th May 2014, 11:30 PM BSTShe's come out of her shell.
*says something funny about a bearded clam*
Quote: Chappers @ 10th May 2014, 11:33 PM BSTOK. So we got 40 points which averages at fractionally over one point from each voting country. There's no point us trying really unless we go the whole hog and do something like a real pisstake.
We tried that a few years ago with that guy rapping and a bunch of dancing school kids. It did not go down well.
Just did this gag on Nil Putters Facebook and couldn't resist repeating it here:
'I can't remember the last time an Austrian cross dresser conquered Europe'.
I thang you.
To be honest, I didn't love our song.
Whilst I thought our girl was perfectly normal, she didn't really get in with the Eurovision happy cheesy thankfulness vibe. She just looked confused when they brought her a cake.
Although my absolute favourite moment was when they showed the French blokes a photo of the restaurant they supposedly eat in all the time..and they didn't recognise it.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 10th May 2014, 11:36 PM BSTJust did this gag on Nil Putters Facebook and couldn't resist repeating it here:
'I can't remember the last time an Austrian cross dresser conquered Europe'.
I thang you.
RTE announces next year's entrant:
I think Conchita would've looked better if she'd worn her suit.