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You'd go to parent's evening at school by yourself and ground yourself if you weren't doing well.

Quote: Jennie @ 10th May 2014, 7:33 PM BST

Yes. You'd have to try not to expose yourself to yourself either, the family courts tend not to like that. Always look away when visiting the gents.

Sooty's a good socialist - he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed.

It's easy for you to say you're self employed and a compulsive over worker, you'll do yourself an injury.

Ben worked a 2 - 10 shift in the office today and really hit the 'wall' about 9pm.

Ben is mostly over his illness now, but feeling very weak.

I am currently high status.

Quote: Marc P @ 11th May 2014, 1:10 PM BST

I am currently high status.

You're stoned?

It's not a crime.

Bid mah thung :(

You bit your thing? Flexible.

Had a productive evening, made cheese and cauliflower soup. Just have to remember to eat it now.

Quote: reds @ 12th May 2014, 12:42 PM BST

Had a productive evening, made cheese and cauliflower soup. Just have to remember to eat it now.

Happy 2000th !

Quote: Oldrocker @ 12th May 2014, 12:48 PM BST

Happy 2000th !

Thanks. Didn't notice that. Only taken me 3 years and 1o months.

I have discovered the "other" message folder on Facebook. That is where all the messages you get from people who aren't your friends go.

This is my personal favourite:

"Helloooo,my name Is XXXX ,I saw ur Pix On facebuk and I must confess to u: an epitome of beauty,u preety luk gud!!! With ur Mild and soft smile dats make u flawless.wud like to base my cynosure on u and I'll be euphoric if. U can acknowledge"

I am not quite sure how you can "base" ones "cynosure" but hey, I'll take it.

What is quite disturbing is that my current profile picture is me as a little girl. Let's hope it was sent when I had an adult photo up.

So check out your "other" folder, see how many creeps are messaging you!

Where do you get the 'other' folder?

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