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First half of QPR v Wigan was a dull affair. Second half not much better. GET RAVEL MORRISSON ON THE FUCKING BALL!

Been watching Charlie Austin. He's not had much time on the ball but he is a very clever player off it.

Quote: Will Cam @ 9th May 2014, 9:32 PM BST

Been watching Charlie Austin. He's not had much time on the ball but he is a very clever player off it.

Stephen Hawking is very clever off the ball.

I did enjoy his book: A Brief History of Time added on

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Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 9th May 2014, 10:42 PM BST

I did enjoy his book: A Brief History of Time added on

The version edited by Alex Ferguson was four minutes longer.

Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney is ready to make a big impact at this summer's World Cup, according to interim manager Ryan Giggs.

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Hudson: Rooney doesn't deserve place on England World Cup squad

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/soccer/hudson-rooney-doesnt-deserve-place-on-england-world-cup-squad/article18483045/

Quote: Oldrocker @ 10th May 2014, 12:22 AM BST

Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney is ready to make a big impact at this summer's World Cup, according to interim manager Ryan Giggs.

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Selling programmes?

Quote: George Kaplan @ 10th May 2014, 12:48 AM BST

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/soccer/hudson-rooney-doesnt-deserve-place-on-england-world-cup-squad/article18483045/

He has never performed in the finals of a competition. Except getting sent off.

Quote: Chappers @ 10th May 2014, 1:01 AM BST

Selling programmes?

Probably. So long as everyone gave him the right money and explained same to him.

My son said he saw Eden Hazard shopping in Wilkinsons.

On millions of pounds but still goes to a bargain shop.

Buggered if I'd recognise him if I saw him though.

Quote: George Kaplan @ 10th May 2014, 12:48 AM BST

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/soccer/hudson-rooney-doesnt-deserve-place-on-england-world-cup-squad/article18483045/

Only in England would we advocate leaving out one of the most prolific goal scorers to ever grace the pitch and a world class striker feared by defences everywhere through sheer, dumbass, pathetic spite.

I've seen many an England qualifier where Rooney, Wilshire and Gerrard were the only ones to give a shit about the game.

You would have to be some kind of fookin' moron to leave Rooney out of the England World Cup squad.

Quote: Chappers @ 10th May 2014, 1:35 PM BST

My son said he saw Eden Hazard shopping in Wilkinsons.

On millions of pounds but still goes to a bargain shop.

Buggered if I'd recognise him if I saw him though.

Did he abuse the staff (counter attack)?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 10th May 2014, 2:10 PM BST

Only in England would we advocate leaving out one of the most prolific goal scorers to ever grace the pitch and a world class striker feared by defences everywhere through sheer, dumbass, pathetic spite.

I've seen many an England qualifier where Rooney, Wilshire and Gerrard were the only ones to give a shit about the game.

You would have to be some kind of fookin' moron to leave Rooney out of the England World Cup squad.

Maybe Fergie is even more clever and devious than we thought, and picking Moyes as his successor was part of a Scottish plot to kill Rooney's form and confidence in a World Cup season?

Quote: George Kaplan @ 10th May 2014, 2:26 PM BST

Maybe Fergie is even more clever and devious than we thought, and picking Moyes as his successor was part of a Scottish plot to kill Rooney's form and confidence in a World Cup season?

It obviously didn't work as Rooney bagged 7 goals during our qualifying games and was 5th overall in the world.

http://www.worldfootball.net/goalgetter/wm-quali-europa-2012-2013/

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