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Quote: ian_w @ February 22, 2008, 11:56 PM

I thought you were joking but I'm beginning to believe you now. But how?

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'Cos I'm very very nice. (And a little sneaky.)

In all seriousness though, top respect to the zooo. Even if she does have a rather overactive imagination, we all love her (awww). She will of course be wholly embarrassed by this! Must feel kind of like some form of harrassment or something though, so let's leave it. Mustn't upset the great one.

Now, renounce your strange religion and convert to the Magical Aura of Laura!

It's not my religion it's my heritage.

But I agree about zooo, that's why I didn't bang on about it. I still reckon she's gorge though.

I missed this whole religion thing was revising for an exam

The Aura of Laura, it's a long story. But I started it so technically whereas it's zooo's religion, I am the founder.

Quote: ian_w @ February 23, 2008, 12:04 AM

It's not my religion it's my heritage.

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Ok, well uuhhh, whatever, still hail at the Magical Aura of Laura!

Quote: ian_w @ February 23, 2008, 12:04 AM

But I agree about zooo, that's why I didn't bang on about it. I still reckon she's gorge though.

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Yeah, I feel kinda bad. Sorry zooooooooo.

Quote: ian_w @ February 23, 2008, 12:09 AM

The Aura of Laura, it's a long story. But I started it so technically whereas it's zooo's religion, I am the founder.

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LIES! You said only said 'Aura'. I took it from there! *shakes fist*

(I think. I have a really bad memory. )

Quote: ian_w @ February 23, 2008, 12:09 AM

The Aura of Laura, it's a long story. But I started it so technically whereas it's zooo's religion, I am the founder.

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Is it a pyramid scheme like scientology, a peadophile ring like Catholicism, non-gay nazism like Islam, repressed sexual dysfunction like Protestantism, a long shot like Judaism, a hat wearing competition like Orthodox Christianity or pure laziness like Buddism

(I apologise if I have not offended your religion)

P.S. This is going striaght into my stand up

No, it's just ... I dunno. It's right though, damnit! IT'S RIGHT.

(I think it probably involves the loving of the Who and man-man things.)

Quote: Aaron @ February 23, 2008, 12:15 AM

No, it's just ... I dunno. It's right though, damnit! IT'S RIGHT.

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I think i'll convert then and like all good Catholics revert back on my death bed What an easy religion

I seem to remember it involves a tent. But most importantly, people bringing me presents. And kittens.

She speaks...

Guide us to the light *asks ian if hes doing it right?*

Quote: zooo @ February 23, 2008, 12:17 AM

I seem to remember it involves a tent. But most importantly, people bringing me presents. And kittens.

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Oh yes. A tent with carpeting indoors. I for one can't be dealing with all of that mud. And kitties don't like it either. Nasty mean mud!

Quote: Aaron @ February 23, 2008, 12:16 AM

(I think it probably involves the loving of the Who and man-man things.)

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AND THAT! Lots of that.

Quote: Aaron @ February 23, 2008, 12:10 AM

(I think. I have a really bad memory. )

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Ooh, yes you do! The holy book will sayeth it was I, Ian, of the clan w, who did beget the mystical (not magical ) Aura of Laura, and who did...

Anyway, it'll start like that!

When I was young and naive I used to not be able to watch a man even hold another man's hand. Now I can't look away. I'm so open minded and liberal it hurts

Adam's in.