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Ben is going to shower his sickly body.

Quote: Ben @ 4th May 2014, 10:23 PM BST

Ben can't comprehend why he has a cold at this time of year.

They're nowt to do with the weather.

Quote: William Purry @ 5th May 2014, 10:23 AM BST

They're nowt to do with the weather.

Well people tend to be indoors more in the winter, so there's more chance of the virus spreading quickly.

I had to mark exam papers today. And I was stung by a wasp. :( :( :(

Wasps are evil. I don't kill any creature normally but wasps I keep a special slipper for swatting purposes.

What's your stance on corporal punishment Ross?

Quote: roscoff @ 6th May 2014, 12:07 AM BST

I don't kill any creature normally but wasps I keep a special slipper for swatting purposes.

Makes you proud to be greater Birmingham.

Now I've retired at least I'll know what day it is by the days on my medication pills.

However, as I don't take them until about 11pm it really means I know what day it was!

Quote: Oldrocker @ 7th May 2014, 12:48 AM BST

Now I've retired at least I'll know what day it is by the days on my medication pills.

However, as I don't take them until about 11pm it really means I know what day it was!

Chalk the days with tally marks on the wall. It was good enough for the Count of Mont Cristo. Count I said.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 7th May 2014, 12:48 AM BST

Now I've retired at least I'll know what day it is by the days on my medication pills.

However, as I don't take them until about 11pm it really means I know what day it was!

Why is whether or not you are retired correlated with your medication.

That's worrying.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 7th May 2014, 12:48 AM BST

Now I've retired at least I'll know what day it is by the days on my medication pills.

However, as I don't take them until about 11pm it really means I know what day it was!

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don't forget to take 4 3 times a day

Oh I love to bore people with my knowledge of the origins of Special Brew

Although there's nowt special about it iMo - f**kin disgusting

As Pope don't you get extra special brew?

Of course

And a cute little white hat

And a kick ass car.

F**k yeah

Its one bullet proofed muthaf**ker

It's a pussy magnet bro

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