Mash potato
My God I think there's a pube in it
What are you eating? Page 687
Best not thought about eh.
Quote: sootyj @ 4th May 2014, 7:25 PM BSTIt's nice but have you ever thought, what that textures actually like....
It's more that haggis etc has a nice organic texture.
Angel delight, mr Kiplings etc all taste and feel a bit to factory produced for me.
At least I know there's no random animal hearts in Angel Delight.
Haggis? 
I'm a disgrace at a Burns supper. Won't touch haggis. Loathe turnip. Mashed potato is fine.
Quote: lofthouse @ 4th May 2014, 7:26 PM BSTMash potato
My God I think there's a pube in it
I read this just as I shoved a forkful of mash potato into my mouth. There's definitely no hair in mine- just milk, pepper and nuttelex. Was rather enjoying it but not sure I can eat the rest now.
Must remember not to read this thread while eating.
Nuttelex snigger
Chopped up apple in yoghurt. Eaten like a slob for the last two days due to be in sick, so now on the healthy trail.
Did you heat the apple first?
Quote: sootyj @ 5th May 2014, 12:40 PM BSTDid you heat the apple first?
No, because Lofty told me that microwaves are controlled by the government.
Ben it's the microwaves that control the government.
But surely a gormand such as yourself wouldn't grace your kitchen with such a device
Quote: sootyj @ 5th May 2014, 12:59 PM BSTBen it's the microwaves that control the government.
Oh no! That's how I cooked my mash.
Quote: reds @ 5th May 2014, 1:08 PM BSTOh no! That's how I cooked my mash.
You mean the government mashed your spuds
That sounded rude.
I had eggs that expired yesterday. Some sausages that expired two days ago, but I need to stretch the food budget. Some turkey bacon that expired the day before but was still pretty tasty with some butter and I had day old bread that was a day old when I bought it three days ago but still tastes fresh.
My stomach and I have a very strained relationship.