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BCG Fantasy Premier League 2013/14 Page 117

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 3rd May 2014, 6:08 PM BST

Aguero off after 28 minutes - injured. Laughing out loud

What a c**t!

Am I talking about Aguero or Godot? You decide.

Anyway, he got a goal at the very least. And so did Lukaku.

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Quote: Ben @ 3rd May 2014, 7:21 PM BST

What a c**t!

Am I talking about Aguero or Godot? You decide.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

I've never left anywhere on a stretcher. Hairdresser.

Wow! Oh so nearly took a points hit to buy back Schürrle this week for the Norwich game, thinking that the Canaries were about to be chewed up. Nearly did a double swoop for Salah & Andre.

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I even considered buying Ba/Hazard. Laughing out loud

Had Azpilicuetta & Ramsey today.
So that was fun.
The subs bench is going to be very stretched if Rooney doesn't play midweek.

Painful.

Aguero goes off injured, Toure can't capitalise and goes off early too.

Ramsey doesn't start. Podolski comes in and hits the post.

Schurrle hits the post. Eriksen starts for Spurs, who do a Spurs.

Don's taking the fight for second to a Helicopter Sunday.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 4th May 2014, 9:23 PM BST

Had Azpilicuetta & Ramsey today.
So that was fun.
The subs bench is going to be very stretched if Rooney doesn't play midweek.

Mourinho's a pain in the arse with his team selections - almost like he's deliberately got it in for FF players. Though Giggs is already worse, ludicrously unpredictable

The Ramsey injury was a surprise; don't think it had been flagged up before the game, or if it had, I missed it?

Barkley's a useful sub for you. Ward could be handy tomorrow. Not sure Bardsley will play though. Gus seems to want to stick with his current defensive line-up; you never quite know what you'll get with Bardsley - four PL goals this season, but half of them OG's.

Quote: Splodge @ 4th May 2014, 10:11 PM BST

Painful.

Aguero goes off injured, Toure can't capitalise and goes off early too.

Ramsey doesn't start. Podolski comes in and hits the post.

Schurrle hits the post. Eriksen starts for Spurs, who do a Spurs.

Don's taking the fight for second to a Helicopter Sunday.

You sound like you're nearly as jinxed as Godot.

Quote: George Kaplan @ 4th May 2014, 10:14 PM BST

You sound like you're nearly as jinxed as Godot.

Nearly.

Still got until next Sunday to mysteriously lose 32 points while doing a bit of "late night shopping".

George - if you access the BCG on mobile, as I do, large pics make the site a pain to read. Reduce the size by 75% and there isn't a problem.

Quote: George Kaplan @ 4th May 2014, 10:14 PM BST

You sound like you're nearly as jinxed as Godot.

I've glad you've noticed. Like Steve I had Ramsay and Azpilicueta (who played the last 18 weeks before today), but unlike Steve who gets Barkley subbed on with 9 points I get a Newcastle defender who only did 42 minutes and so misses out on their unexpected clean sheet. Unbelievable.

It's not luck!
It's dedication

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Quote: don rushmore @ 5th May 2014, 12:43 AM BST

George - if you access the BCG on mobile, as I do, large pics make the site a pain to read. Reduce the size by 75% and there isn't a problem.

Fair enough, Don. Sorry. I don't have a mobile, and never have, so wasn't aware of the issue. I'll be more considerate in future - is the size of Steve's pic okay then?

Will only post larger pics on the music threads in future - don't tend to see you on those two threads.

Have resized Tweety Pie above now. :)

Quote: George Kaplan @ 5th May 2014, 2:00 AM BST

Fair enough, Don. Sorry. I don't have a mobile, and never have, so wasn't aware of the issue. I'll be more considerate in future - is the size of Steve's pic okay then?

No problem, mate. Steve's pic is fine. (And not owning a mobile is good - rotten invention.)

Have resized Tweety Pie above now. :)

Appreciated. 'Yawn' post removed.

Cool. Now I can get back to the serious business of fretting about leaving Sturridge on the bench tonight, and Shaggy's VC Gerrard getting the armband after Ramsey's withdrawal. :D

Quote: don rushmore @ 5th May 2014, 3:13 AM BST

Appreciated. 'Yawn' post removed.

Likewise.

Don't worry, I've got Gerrard - he'll get 2pts.

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