Happy Birthday Lofthouse. Page 4

Is that why you're banned from so many cafes?

Happy birthday.

Happy Birthday Lofty

Taaaaaaa!

P.s. godot, I hope you get cancer of the anus and your house falls down in a freak aeroplane disaster

Did you eat the mashed spuds Lofty?

Say what ?

I earlier implied Godot had had immoral relations with a plate of mashed spuds.

Gosh

Well I'd heard rumours...

Bananarama saying I've got a broken heart again? I'll sue those lovable bitches.

Leave siobhan fahey out of it please

She's the most beautiful woman ever born

Penblwydd Hapus Lofty!

....did you just tell me to f**k off in Welsh?

Outrageous

Quote: lofthouse @ 4th May 2014, 7:45 PM BST

....did you just tell me to f**k off in Welsh?

Outrageous

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Would you have it any other way?

Quote: roscoff @ 4th May 2014, 8:14 PM BST

Would you have it any other way?

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Does that chatup line ever work.