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Oh dear! *rethinks daughter-in-law strategy*

Actually while I didn't want to kill my own teachers, I'd certainly have taken an axe to a few of my sons' teachers.

Quote: Paul Wimsett @ 1st May 2014, 10:49 AM BST

You do remember the satire boom? That was to try and get rid of the reverence to politicos?

Civility is not the same as reverence.

There is no real justification for begining every interview with, "Why are you f**king lying to me you f**king f**ker?" or words to that effect.

Quote: Jennie @ 3rd May 2014, 12:22 AM BST

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-27257951

Doesn't every student plot to kill their teacher at some stage?

There are quite a few teachers who I would like to kill whom I have just met socially.

Terribly sad about those 200 Nigerian girls, its a country so corrupt and brutal the government can't even fake interest.

Quote: sootyj @ 4th May 2014, 11:09 PM BST

the government can't even fake interest.

Nor can the international media. :( Imagine what the response would be if these were white girls.

This video! :O :O

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-27279592

The media seems to have played alot of attention. But well there's no exciting photos for the media.
I think the US is finally having enough of picking fights with nut cases.
And Boko Haram are really, seriously, nuts.

What do you reckon, Old Rocker?

Do you fancy being from Greater Birmingham?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-26865936

Quote: Jennie @ 4th May 2014, 11:31 PM BST

What do you reckon, Old Rocker?

Do you fancy being from Greater Birmingham?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-26865936

There has been apoplectic outrage at the very thought here in The Black Country.

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/2014/03/10/poll-should-the-west-midlands-be-renamed-as-greater-birmingham/

Bleedin' 'ell, that was quick!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/tennis/27280549

Very sad.

Quote: Jennie @ 3rd May 2014, 12:22 AM BST

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-27257951

Doesn't every student plot to kill their teacher at some stage?

That's my old school and is located in the village I still live in. I think the nearest we ever got to actually harming a teacher was when we boiled the domestic science teacher's keys. Things have ratcheted up a notch or two.

Quote: Tursiops @ 3rd May 2014, 10:51 AM BST

There are quite a few teachers who I would like to kill whom I have just met socially.

Shall I come tooled up to the next BCG meet Tursiops?

Quote: roscoff @ 5th May 2014, 9:23 AM BST

Shall I come tooled up to the next BCG meet Tursiops?

This would depends on whether you succumbed to an irresistible compulsion to take charge, boss everyone around and admonish anyone who lets the side down.

And on whether you bought me a drink.

Sadly Ross we've all had to take to wearing huge fake boobs at meetups to mollify him

Quote: Jennie @ 4th May 2014, 11:31 PM BST

What do you reckon, Old Rocker?

Do you fancy being from Greater Birmingham?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-26865936

If that happens I'm declaring myself Welsh.

Quote: Lazzard @ 5th May 2014, 10:32 AM BST

If that happens I'm declaring myself Welsh.

Quite right!

They're making Wales part of even Greater Birmingham and quite possibly Belgium.

Quote: Tursiops @ 5th May 2014, 10:10 AM BST

This would depends on whether you succumbed to an irresistible compulsion to take charge, boss everyone around and admonish anyone who lets the side down.

That's me! But in my defence I do offer forty strokes of the cane as well.

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