Quote: zooo @ 1st May 2014, 8:41 PM BSTMIRROR OF TRUTH TIME: read more carefully.
Winning an argument through pedantry. Woo. Go BCG.
A selfish woman deprives her children of a mother through an entirely avoidable death and I'm the bad guy. Got to love the moral compass around here.
You would be very welcome at the Criminal Bar, Renny. Your ability to deflect when you sense you're on to a loser is second to none
Quote: Jennie @ 1st May 2014, 8:56 PM BSTYou would be very welcome at the Criminal Bar, Renny. Your ability to deflect when you sense you're on to a loser is second to none
Hey, I'm not the one who took Peaches druggie death off topic with the 'clash of sympathies' discussion. I'd soon have the Jury eating out of the palm of my hand.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 1st May 2014, 8:54 PM BSTWinning an argument through pedantry. Woo. Go BCG.
A selfish woman deprives her children of a mother through an entirely avoidable death and I'm the bad guy. Got to love the moral compass around here.
Sometimes you can only 
Although it is true that new parents who continue unhealthy practises are indeed putting their kids at risk, perhaps quitting heroin isn't so easy?
Quote: Nogget @ 2nd May 2014, 10:06 AM BSTperhaps quitting heroin isn't so easy?
The Jeremy Clarkson non story going around at the moment with quotes like.
"The Mirror claimed that it worked with audio forensic experts to look into the video, which was taken from the third episode of series 19, aired in February 2013."
Just makes me think, really? surely these experts (noted as plural) have got better things to do, to be honest hasn't the Mirror got better stories to report?
Have you read the Mirror lately?
Really they don't, I think they had a front page on there being a particularly fat pigeon outside their offices last week.
Quote: Nogget @ 2nd May 2014, 10:06 AM BSTperhaps quitting heroin isn't so easy?
You commie, you 
Quote: dannyjb1 @ 2nd May 2014, 10:13 AM BSTThe Jeremy Clarkson non story going around at the moment with quotes like.
"The Mirror claimed that it worked with audio forensic experts to look into the video, which was taken from the third episode of series 19, aired in February 2013."
Just makes me think, really? surely these experts (noted as plural) have got better things to do, to be honest hasn't the Mirror got better stories to report?
It is utterly pathetic and devalues actual racism.
I was trying to remember what replacement word I was taught for that rhyme. I think it was fish.
Apparently the fad today is tiger.
How do you catch a tiger by his toe?
Being notionally Jewish I'm rather upset he hasn't said anything antisemitic yet.
Although all this just helps TopGear one of the BBC's biggest money spinners.
How goes it with Hitler?
Quote: sootyj @ 2nd May 1934, 10:41 AM BSTBeing notionally Jewish I'm rather upset he hasn't said anything antisemitic yet.
INT. MIRROR OFFICES. DAY.
EDITOR : Any News today lads?
REPORTER 1 : I'll have a Google.
EDITOR: You can never trust what you read on the internet, I wouldn't.
REPORTER : That fat pigeon is still there.
EDITOR: Saving that for the Saturday Supplement.
REPORTER: Well I was watching top gear last night and Jeremy Clarkson said...
EDITOR: Always the sign of a potential headline...
REPORTER: that rhyme... Enney Meeny Miney Moo... and you know what comes next?
EDITOR: He didn't? That's this weeks front pages sorted..
REPORTER: No he didn't, he sort of mumbled the rest... you can't make it out.
EDITOR: Can't make it out my arse we'll get our audio experts on it...
REPORTER: Are you sure that's a great way to spend their time.
EDITOR: Not unless you wanna go out and find some proper news, do some actual reporting.
REPORTER: God no!.
EDITOR: Hold the front page.
Quote: Jennie @ 2nd May 2014, 10:39 AM BSTI was trying to remember what replacement word I was taught for that rhyme. I think it was fish.
Apparently the fad today is tiger.
How do you catch a tiger by his toe?
I heard 'catch a piggy'. Easier to catch than a tiger I suppose.
MORDOR AKA THE OFFICES OF THE DAILY MAIL
DARK LORD DAKER (AKA SAURON)
What news do you bring from our spies at the Mirror?
DEMON1
They've heard Jeremy Clarkson use the n word.
DEMON1 IS DESTROYED WITH A BOLT OF SULPHUROUS HELL FIRE
DAKRE
Silence he is our favourite imp and the one reason we do not annihilate the BBC.
DEMON2
Erm they've got a fat pigeon outside their offices, it might have come from Rumania.
SAURON
Did it shit on a school child?
DEMON2
Possibly my sulphurous lord of Evil.
FRONT PAGE OF THE DAILY MAIL
Rumanian perverts, shit on our kids, eat our rubbish and David Cameron does nothing.
MEANWHILE AT THE SUN
JOURNALIST1 AN ALCOHOLIC IN A STRING VEST TYPE VERY SLOWLY
Fat pigeon, why I gave Peaches Geldof fatal heroin with my cock, rightthat's done, pub.
GUARDIAN
300 SOCIOLOGY PROFESSORS AND HOMOSEXUALISTS IN A CONFERENCE ROOM DRINKING SOYA LATTES
PRETENSIOUS WANKER1
So after 2 days discussion we're agreed on the front page "Equal rights for fat ugly pigeons."
GERMAINE GREER
Ahem
PRETENSIOUS WANKER1
Fat, ugly, gay pigeons.
Quote: Jennie @ 2nd May 2014, 10:39 AM BSTI was trying to remember what replacement word I was taught for that rhyme. I think it was fish.
I think we said monkey.