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Quote: Jennie @ 28th April 2014, 10:44 PM BST

Oh it's OK. My mum is so OCD about cleaning the cat has a faint whiff of dettol about him.

You cat people are truly weird!

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Christ that's big!

But I look damn hot in a little black dress...

Quote: Jennie @ 28th April 2014, 10:54 PM BST

But I look damn hot in a little black dress...

Good in red too!

Quote: sootyj @ 28th April 2014, 9:18 PM BST

You do know that if you ever chose to join UKIP and got anywhere with them. You would probably end up ruling Britain...and then the world! I say we all bow down to our new overlord now whilst he is still merciful...RC! RC! RC!

Ah shucks, you flatter me. :$

RCP sorry but I had to identify as the phantom bus shitter on crime watch tonight

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 29th April 2014, 12:08 AM BST

Ah shucks, you flatter me. :$

I'd say I recognise you

Any truth you were dating Gary Coleman just before he died

Quote: Jennie @ 28th April 2014, 10:54 PM BST

But I look damn hot in a little black number...

I just don't know this place anymore.

Quote: sootyj @ 29th April 2014, 12:12 AM BST

Any truth you were dating Gary Coleman just before he died

Laughing out loud

Or after? Huh?

Quote: sootyj @ 29th April 2014, 12:12 AM BST

the phantom bus shitter on crime watch tonight

The On The Busses Quiz has taken an unusual turn.

TTPYO

Restaurants and fast food chains selling Halal meat without clearly saying so.

Thugs with snarling animals that attack guide dogs.

Women leaving the toilet seat down.

Toilets with the seat up look ugly.

Quote: zooo @ 1st May 2014, 9:48 PM BST

Toilets with the seat up look ugly.

No they don't. They look welcoming and inviting.

And you'd only complain if we pissed all over the seat

Quote: Chappers @ 1st May 2014, 9:44 PM BST

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Women leaving the toilet seat down.

Where they belong, as nature intended.

The whole lot should be down. Then it looks nice, plus no one has it their way, so it's fair.

Quote: Chappers @ 1st May 2014, 9:55 PM BST

And you'd only complain if we pissed all over the seat

What you do dear, is lift it up so you don't make a mess, then put it down again.

Quote: zooo @ 1st May 2014, 10:09 PM BST

What you do dear, is lift it up so you don't make a mess, then put it down again.

So why can't you just put it down when you want to and then lift it up again?

Quote: Chappers @ 1st May 2014, 10:15 PM BST

So why can't you just put it down when you want to and then lift it up again?

Laughing out loud

Because it looks uglyyyyyyyyyyy!

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