Quote: zooo @ 25th April 2014, 9:23 PM BSTAw, you can't punch Paris, she weighs about 4 stone.
Just watch me! And I reckon it was her that stole my bike! There is also a link between all of them 
Punchable faces. Page 4
Quote: roscoff @ 25th April 2014, 9:21 PM BSTLadies and gentlemen...
Who is the fourth one?
Quote: Chappers @ 25th April 2014, 9:51 PM BSTWho is the fourth one?
That is Mindy Hammond-writer of the biggest load of drivel you are ever likely to read.
Never heard of her!
Oh I see. She's married to that oily little oik.
Well, there's three out of my next five . . .
Especially the little twat in the middle.
Never noticed that gay/hip jop bracelet on Clarkson's wrist before.
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 25th April 2014, 10:29 PM BSTNever noticed that gay/hip jop bracelet on Clarkson's wrist before.
You mean you watch the feckin' thing?
And if women are fair game . . .
A show that uses "Jessica" by the Allman Brothers as theme tune can't be bad...even if it's presented by a elderly school bully, a wannabe gigolo and a longhaired know-all.
No one could hate James May.
Stwangely enough I thought long and hard about my five. I decided to put them under the 'No discernible talent' heading.
Quote: Oldrocker @ 25th April 2014, 10:31 PM BSTYou mean you watch the feckin' thing?
And if women are fair game . . .
She needs a punch in the face from at least 20 people.
Quote: zooo @ 25th April 2014, 10:36 PM BSTNo one could hate James May.
I did hesitate over him but the fact that he associates with those other two bankers brought him into the frame.
Quote: Oldrocker @ 25th April 2014, 10:45 PM BSTI did hesitate over him but the fact that he associates with those other two bankers brought him into the frame.
Guilty by association. Don't tell Jennie she'll get him off with just a light haircut.
Quote: Oldrocker @ 25th April 2014, 10:31 PM BSTYou mean you watch the feckin' thing?
And if women are fair game . . .
Um - I'm afraid to admit that I do find her quite attractive.
Quote: Chappers @ 25th April 2014, 11:02 PM BSTUm - I'm afraid to admit that I do find her quite attractive.
Look up...look down...how many words can you read on the chart? [beat] None? I'm afraid to say Mr Chapman you're clinically BLIND!