a parade ground . a squad of soldiers are lined up for roll call .
sgt major hardon : '' right you 'orrible little rabble , lets see who could be bothered to grace us with their presence here this morning ! . private dick !''
prvt dick; '' here sir ''
sgt major h; '' private knob ''
prvt knob; '' here sir ! ''
sgt major h; '' good way to start a head count . with you two . right - prick ?''
prvt prick '' yeah ''
sgt major hardon walks up to prvt prick and screams in his face .
sgt major h; '' you will address me as sir or sergeant major prick . I have my eye n you - do not rub me up the wrong way or you will find yourself in very sticky situation !! do I make my self clear you litte twat ?? ''
prvt twat; '' here sir ! ''
sgt major'' shut up twat , I know your here and I still don't think you belong here !. I was speaking to prick here . aint that right prick ?? ''
prvt prick; ''yes sir sergeant major sir !!! ''
sgt mjr h; '' that's better !! . ok . where our foreign recruits ?
prvt dong; '' here slir !''
prvt wang; '' yes slir !''
prvt schlong '' ja sir ! ''
sgt major h ; '' good lads ! right , has anyone seen sergeant balls ?? ''
prvt dick '' yes sir - HE'S HANGING OUT AT THE LADIES BARRACKS WITH MAJOR WOOD !'
stii probably the finniest films ever . apart from philidelphia , that was hilarious .
