Name: Ben
Status: Much Improved
Reason: Gave it a go & made transfers like a true Forfendian
Name: Steve Sunshine
Status: Made a Mockery of the Odds
Reason: Always thinking one week ahead
Name: Gerry
Status: In Decline
Reason: Thought it was still the previous season & rested hopes on Walcott & Van Persie
Name: Godot
Status: Apoplectic
Reason: He's finishing like an Arsenal
Name: Cap'Lan
Status: posting a funny pic
Reason: The mini league matters too
Name: Badge
Status: Alphapathetical
Reason: Bloody Complicated Game
Name: Shaggy
Status: it wasn't me
Reason: Didn't have a Scooby
Name: Dan Sweryt
Status: Script Editor
Reason: Kirrin Island 6 coming soon
Name: Chappers
Status: Has Possibly forgotten that he was playing
Reason: Old Age
Name: Alf Kipper
Status: Will probably catch early leader Rob H
Reason: Bloody minded old fashioned elbow grease
Name: Rob H
Status: Former leader
Reason: Ricky Van Wolfswinkel
Name: Roscoff
Status: Great start to Season poor finish
Reason: Totally outfozzied
Name: Mr Splodge
Status: Good as usual
Reason: Model of consistency
Name: Don Rushmore
Status: Quiet
Reason: Has played well but didn't buy Suarez early enough
Name: Horseradish
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