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Didn't Jasper Carrott write a folk song about it?

http://sftimes.co/?id=419&src=fbfan_419

absolute proof that all animals are chavs.

Quote: sootyj @ 20th April 2014, 8:55 PM BST

Didn't Jasper Carrott write a folk song about it?

HE'S A FECKIN' BRUMMIE !

Angry

Isn't that what all Black Country Boys dream of being one day?

Quote: sootyj @ 20th April 2014, 9:00 PM BST

Isn't that what all Black Country Boys dream of being one day?

I'll gie yow such a lampin' cum July !

Jeez you Welsh types are so passionate.

How did you know I'm a Welsh rugby supporter?

Somebody leeked it.

I thangu

Quote: sootyj @ 20th April 2014, 6:49 PM BST

I just noticed little prince George has a Kim Jung Un haircut. What the f**k.

Do you mean shaved all round but longer on the top?
It's in fashion I think. I keep seeing more and more boys with it.
It looks terrible.

Those North Korean Bumber clarts are taking over our hair?????

It's like the Mancunian candidate.

At least he didn't look like this...

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:P

Limahl's brother?

Time to mullet over.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2608606/No-ID-no-checks-vouchers-sob-stories-The-truth-shock-food-bank-claims.html

the infamous DM investigation into food banks. Who are apparently guilty of giving out food to people, not checking thoroughly enough they're all enitirely destitute. And then saying hey we're giving lots of food away, maybe it's because they're all really poor.
That they're carrying out this awesome, undercover investigation on Easter. Would seem to indicate that irony is as alien concept to Dakre as kindness.

Actually that must be really shit being that journalist. Hey Jones you're going undercover to expose a scandal, woo drug dealing, brothels, MP's expenses. No you're going to a charity to get some free beans. Is this a Syrian charity and by beans you mean nerve gas, no just a regular one. We want to see if they give you a full background check and ask for a stool sample, in case you went ot McDonalds in the last month

http://www.theguardian.com/society/2014/apr/21/skin-cancer-alert-malignant-melanoma

The sad thing is that people won't take heed of this. I've heard numerous people saying they don't care about the damage caused by sunbeds/sunbathing which is incredibly shortsighted. There's going to be a whole generation of high melanoma rates. And, even if they are lucky enough to avoid it, they'll look like leather.

Quote: Ben @ 21st April 2014, 11:15 AM BST

http://www.theguardian.com/society/2014/apr/21/skin-cancer-alert-malignant-melanoma

The sad thing is that people won't take heed of this. I've heard numerous people saying they don't care about the damage caused by sunbeds/sunbathing which is incredibly shortsighted. There's going to be a whole generation of high melanoma rates. And, even if they are lucky enough to avoid it, they'll look like leather.

It's all part of Darwin's Victorian plan..

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