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Quote: zooo @ 20th April 2014, 2:43 PM BST

Not.
Funny.

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Is it OK if I do 70% of the neighbourhood Dogs?

Yep!

Ben thinks it's time for a piece of easter egg.

Quote: zooo @ 20th April 2014, 5:41 PM BST

Yep!

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Ditto

Bill do you want to play Cruella DeVille in my musical version of 101 Dalmations?

Quote: billwill @ 20th April 2014, 5:32 PM BST

Is it OK if I do 70% of the neighbourhood Dogs?

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Sounds reasonable

A man behind me at asdas refused to use the self service machines and was saying they are putting people out of jobs, so the assisstant just let him go to the fag counter as he was rather loud.

But it's made me think about robots.
What will happen in the future when robots are doing everybody's jobs??
How will that work? You surely can't have a country full of people out of work?
Isn't it a real problem that we will face?

No I'm not on drugs lol, just wondering...

It's not doing our jobs you need to worry about

It's the machines rising and over throwing their human overlords

Quote: lofthouse @ 20th April 2014, 11:03 PM BST

It's not doing our jobs you need to worry about

It's the machines rising and over throwing their human overlords
like my toaster, it's bloody always telling me to set fire to garden sheds

I'm like give me some f**king toast
and he's like, no you c**t burn that shed in next door's garden it is an abomination and I am the f**king God of B&Q and I demand shed sacrifices!
I just want some toast.
And the kettle keeps wanting me to shag it
Dirty Tefal minx

I just want some toast

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Lofty that's a powerful spiritual encounter you know.

Is my toaster sentient???

speech and sentience aren't the same thing, I mean house plants are smarter than most politicians

On principle I never use these bastard self-checkouts. Apart from the fact I think people will lose their jobs I hate this bloody mechanical voice telling me there's some sort of problem in the bagging area, I enjoy speaking to the checkout assistant and I think these machine end up taking more time than going to a checkout.

Is my toaster sentient?
Is my blender mad? Is my telephone autistic?
Is my car a genius?
Is my bin a twat? Is my oven epileptic?

Is my Dad a photograph?
Is my Mum a spy? Is my grandad made of circuits?
Is my face an alien?
Is my arse a film? Are my elbows electronic?

why are you asking me I'm a garden shed.

??????

Quote: lofthouse @ 20th April 2014, 11:21 PM BST

Is my arse a film?

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Title of Katy Price's memoirs?