I see we have a bar now *Bangs on the bar and hollers* DRINK!!!.....no.... oh well I'll have a small Crabbiemac then fankyou very much.
The BCG bar. Page 43
*John Lucas enters. Sits in corner by self. Drinks cheap Scotch from hip flask. Pisses self. Starts crying, as usual. Goes home to watch episode two of The Bletchley Circle as he is a sad old bastard*
Has the BCG bar closed down? If so, can I be the new manager?
No.
It's shut on Easter Sunday
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 20th April 2014, 3:48 PM BSTNo.
It's shut on Easter Sunday
Well, if I became manager you see I would open it on Easter Sunday!
George Roper has hired the venue for the evening. And many, many, many strippers.
Quote: Ben @ 20th April 2014, 3:50 PM BSTGeorge Roper has hired the venue for the evening. And many, many, many strippers.
I bet George has attempted to hire Michelle Keegan, I know he likes her! 
But he could only afford Kevin Keegan
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 20th April 2014, 3:54 PM BSTBut he could only afford Kevin Keegan
I'd still probably go though so I could laugh at him!
Has Jennie been called to the bar?
Ooh, I didn't know there was even a bar 
I'll have one of each please...
A large wooden flagon of your finest mead please landlord
And one small Baileys for Hannah
And make it quick damnit
Quote: Hannah G @ 20th April 2014, 10:31 PM BSTOoh, I didn't know there was even a bar
I'll have one of each please...
'allo. We're gonna have to watch her.
She'll be up on the table doing Marlene Dietrich impressions before long . . .
Quote: lofthouse @ 20th April 2014, 10:57 PM BSTA large wooden flagon of your finest mead please landlord
And one small Baileys for Hannah
And make it quick damnit
Aww thanks Lofthouse! I like Baileys 
(get your coat...)
Quote: Oldrocker @ 21st April 2014, 12:02 AM BST'allo. We're gonna have to watch her.
She'll be up on the table doing Marlene Dietrich impressions before long . . .
I bet I could drink you under the table Oldrocker haha!
Or ANY man!
...although I might be a little bit out of practice 
I'll buy in a bottle of Prosecco or five and we'll set the world to rights, Hannah. 
Mind you, I have been pretty much on the wagon for seven months, so you may be peeling me off the floor..