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RCP likes his ladies like he like his buns, hot, cross and only on the internet.

Ben is wondering if his gym is open tomorrow. There's nothing on their damn website to say yay or nay.

You could RUN down and find out.

Quote: keewik @ 19th April 2014, 10:53 PM BST

You could RUN down and find out.

No, I'll just ring them in the morning. I did legs today, so running won't be an option tomorrow.

I did arms & feet by digging up about a third of my lawn.

You'll feel that this morning, Bill!

Quote: billwill @ 20th April 2014, 1:24 AM BST

I did arms & feet by digging up about a third of my lawn.

murdering the neighbours again Bill, what did they do this time?

Quote: sootyj @ 20th April 2014, 8:42 AM BST

murdering the neighbours again Bill, what did they do this time?

Just 70% of all the neighbourhood cats. I decided (on the basis of a research report from Outer Mongolia) they were all probably/possibly/maybe carrying bovine TB and therefore deserved to die like the badgers. :O :D

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Ben has just been out in the yard shearing some branches off a tree which kept hanging down and scraping over his car when he drove in. It's makes a nice change to do some 'man work' every now and then.

Same here
Just been repotting some pansies

Steve why did you go on holiday to notoriously homophobic Commonwealth country Uganda

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 20th April 2014, 3:07 PM BST

Just been reporting some pansies

Oh Steve how could you

Ben have you considered starting a fight club if you can't get into the gym

Quote: Ben @ 20th April 2014, 3:05 PM BST

Ben has just been out in the yard hanging down and scrapping over his car . It's makes a nice change to do some 'man work' every now and then.

The first rule is you're not supposed to talk about it.

Bored rigid.

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