OK, you have freedom from prosecution and are allowed one free shot.
Who are your five most punchable faces?
Mine:
1. Jose Mourinho
2. Gideon Osbourne
3. Graham Norton
4. Grant Shapps.
5. Sarah Millican
First reserve, Eric Pickles.
Punchable faces.
I'd punch the person who gave me freedom from prosecution. What a loser.
Piers Morgan
Kim Jong Un
Phil Jupitus
Justin Bieber
Thomas Müller (FC Bayern)
Reserve: Miley Cyrus
1. Ant
2. Dec
3. Vernon Kay
4. Fearne Cotton
5. Scott Mills
Reserve: One of the many males who've won the girl I was after.
I find this thread a little distasteful and unpleasant, but on with the fun:
1. Robbie Williams
2. Russell Kane
3. Anyone who has appeared on the 'E Entertainment' Channel
4. Amanda Holden (reluctantly, as she does have a nice face)
5. Tom Hardy
Reserve (if I could figure out a way to punch a sport in the face): Football
Can't believe no one's said Jedward.
Although it would be a bit like punching little girls.
Clarkson
Can I stamp on his bollocks too?
Aw, and on his speshul day.
He doesn't look very middle-Eastern there, does he.
He is also rather finger deformed.
For some reason always found Pete Doherty's face to be pretty punchable:
Quote: Ben @ 20th April 2014, 8:39 AM BSTReserve: One of the many males who've won the girl I was after.
To be honest she sounds like a bit of a slag.
No, she just sounds popular!
(I know, just making the obvious joke, sorry.)