Trying to come up with a theologically sensitive Easter joke.
Think I've nailed it.
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Quote: AndyGilder @ 16th April 2014, 8:17 PM BSTTrying to come up with a theologically sensitive Easter joke.
Think I've nailed it.
It is a good point you have raised
Quote: AndyGilder @ 16th April 2014, 8:17 PM BSTTrying to come up with a theologically sensitive Easter joke.
Well you're never going to find it, so get off the cross.
Quote: NateSean @ 17th April 2014, 7:56 AM BSTWell you're never going to find it, so get off the cross.
This isn't the last you've seen of me...
Quote: AndyGilder @ 17th April 2014, 1:51 PM BSTThis isn't the last you've seen of me...
Return in three days please.
Quote: AndyGilder @ 16th April 2014, 8:17 PM BSTTrying to come up with a theologically sensitive Easter joke.
Think I've nailed it.
If I started telling these sort of Easter jokes I'd get crucified.
The Daily Mail says David Cameron "may be descended from Moses".
Moses only divided one poxy sea. Dave has already done a whole nation.
Quote: Nick81 @ 15th April 2014, 4:06 PM BSTI was very impressed by the minutes silence in Liverpool earlier for the hillsborough victims.
I was certain they couldn't go that long without mentioning it.
I didn't laugh at this, bit disrespectful for my tastes, but I have to admit it was a perfectly structured gag, and I didn't see the punchline coming, unlike most on this thread.
You managed to criticise the specific poster and everyone else on this thread.
Who are you Brian Cruelle?
Good news for Ed Miliband, as a jellyfish shows that invertebrates can have success over David Cameron.
Quote: sootyj @ 18th April 2014, 9:46 AM BSTYou managed to criticise the specific poster and everyone else on this thread.
Who are you Brian Cruelle?
Yeah, I suppose I did. 
It wasn't meant to be as harsh as it read, honest. And, of course, I'm one of the posters on this thread who has posted generic gags.
Actually, if Brian Cruelle is meant as a pun on Brian Sewell, that's pretty funny. 
it was indeed I might even send it into the Evening Standard, he is quite brilliant
Any way here's a few linked gags from an early routine I wrote for someone,
I'd like to talk to you about fitness, because whenever I mention it too my doctor, he just says
"thank God you're finally showing some concern for your pall bearers."
I've just joined a gym even though, I'm in great shape, I can still touch my toes. Well the ones I had cut off because of diabetes and keep in a jar
In the fridge.
They're a great way of keeping myself from late night snacking.
Especially now the fridge light is broken.
Quote: sootyj @ 18th April 2014, 1:53 PM BSTI'd like to talk to you about fitness, because whenever I mention it too my doctor, he just says
"thank God you're finally showing some concern for your pall bearers."
That's a clever left turn. There might be a more satisfying way of delivering it, though, where you think the speaker is not going to die.
My Latest Girlfriend has left me saying I relate everything to alcohol and can't do anything without referring to it.
AfterShocked by the news I wanted "To Kill A" with a "Strongbow" to the "Skol" but called my "Bud's"," Stella" and "Beck's " who where there in a "Shot". with their "Foster" Kids, I said that's " 4X" Girlfriends this month, I'm getting "Bitter". Tthe alarm "Bells" were there, it "Teachers" me for not listening. now I'm on my "Toddy" but I've "Gin" here before, so I take "Southern Comfort" in that. Never again will I look for my "Sol" mate, I'm staying on my "Jack" from now on.