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Quote: Jennie @ 14th April 2014, 12:11 AM BST

Diana had to remain a virgin because of the outdated laws of the patriarchy.

Yeah, that virginity law and not using your mobile whilst driving seem to be pretty popular.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 14th April 2014, 12:17 AM BST

I'm a bit old school and don't agree with 'casual sex'.

Oldrocker likes full time sex with health benefits, a subsidised canteen and a pension plan. No 'zero hours' orgasms for this man. Though he is flexible on job sharing.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 14th April 2014, 12:34 AM BST

Oldrocker likes full time sex with health benefits, a subsidised canteen and a pension plan. No 'zero hours' orgasms for this man. Though he is flexible on job sharing.

If only . .

The Internet is a wonderful thing full on interesting tidbits of medical information. Here's a piece about borderline personality disorder -

http://thoughtcatalog.com/carrie-lynne-davis/2013/08/10-things-you-discover-about-yourself-when-youre-diagnosed-with-borderline-personality-disorder/

This is a very well written and entertaining article, but it makes you realise just how bonkers some people are and features the classic line:

Did my best friend actually betray me by calling the cops after I told her I was suicidally depressed in order to get her attention, or was she genuinely concerned for my life and did what she thought was best?

So today's discussion topic, are people genuinely nutzoid or just spoiled, attention seeking, selfish egotists? Are the ever increasing numbers of 'disorders' bona fide psychological breakthroughs or just a pap explanation to justify anti-social behaviour and a license for doctors to sell drugs?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 14th April 2014, 11:10 AM BST

The Internet is a wonderful thing full on interesting tidbits of medical information. Here's a piece about borderline personality disorder -

http://thoughtcatalog.com/carrie-lynne-davis/2013/08/10-things-you-discover-about-yourself-when-youre-diagnosed-with-borderline-personality-disorder/

This is a very well written and entertaining article, but it makes you realise just how bonkers some people are and features the classic line:

Did my best friend actually betray me by calling the cops after I told her I was suicidally depressed in order to get her attention, or was she genuinely concerned for my life and did what she thought was best?

So today's discussion topic, are people genuinely nutzoid or just spoiled, attention seeking, selfish egotists? Are the ever increasing numbers of 'disorders' bona fide psychological breakthroughs or just a pap explanation to justify anti-social behaviour and a license for doctors to sell drugs?

http://behavenet.com/node/21653

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oppositional_defiant_disorder

Quote: sootyj @ 14th April 2014, 11:34 AM BST

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oppositional_defiant_disorder

Oh sooty, your OCD in trying to prove my ODD is completely OTT. And very reminiscent of this -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_abuse_of_psychiatry_in_the_Soviet_Union

I think my intent was too show that the very act of asking persistent questions as an attempt to ferment discord as you like to do.
Could be considered part of a diagnosis of some mental conditions.

You may have one, you may not, you may have several.

Who knows.

Who cares.

Funnily enough nobody, these days the mental health profession views mental health as a spectrum. Where the question is can you manage, do you need help, not whats wrong with you.

There's actually legions of the personality disordered with highly succesful jobs.

What bothers me, is that there's a few people who regularly use the forums who've discussed some mental health issues. And frankly your troubled firestarter act, may cause them to feel more mocked and less welcome.

For the sake of alleviating your boredom. Get over your self, really

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Quote: sootyj @ 14th April 2014, 2:30 PM BST

I think my intent was too show that the very act of asking persistent questions as an attempt to ferment discord as you like to do.
Could be considered part of a diagnosis of some mental conditions.

Yes, asking if some newly discovered mental conditions are actually real must mean I have a mental condition. If bringing up subjects for debate is a sign of psychopathic behaviour, hide the cutlery if David Dimbleby ever drops by for a visit.

However, your constant struggle to label me with a mental disorder is starting to make me a little paranoid, so keep at it.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 14th April 2014, 11:10 AM BST

The Internet is a wonderful thing full on interesting tidbits of medical information.

We are not American! Angry Say titbits, you pervert!

Quote: Paul Wimsett @ 14th April 2014, 6:26 PM BST

We are not American! Angry Say titbits, you pervert!

I do apologise - 'the Internet is full of bits of tits...'

TTPYO: When newsreaders speak quickly or mumble their words.

Today I was wondering why the Daily Mail was giving £10,000 to 'Singapore Weather'...it wasn't until they showed the footage that I realised they meant 'Singer Paul Weller'.

When people are nervous, so start laughing. It just makes me feel awkward.

What do you want me to say to your laughter? I'm not going to laugh back at nothing, I can tell you!

Quote: Ben @ 16th April 2014, 6:38 PM BST

When people are nervous, so start laughing. It just makes me feel awkward.

What do you want me to say to your laughter? I'm not going to laugh back at nothing, I can tell you!

It's when they add laughter to something normal that gets me: 'I just went to the bar and they're out of cider...ha,ha,ha,ha.'

WTF?! :S

These laughing fools shall be hunted down and harpooned like the whales they are.

Quote: Ben @ 16th April 2014, 7:37 PM BST

These laughing fools shall be hunted down and harpooned like the whales they are.

Laughing out loud

I just laughed, don't harpoon me.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 16th April 2014, 7:41 PM BST

Laughing out loud

I just laughed, don't harpoon me.

Unless it's with your knob

Call me Ishmael you mopy dick.

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