I cannot wait to go back to Nottingham for Easter.
Goodbye, stupid London tourists. Stop taking photos of me.
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Quote: Jennie @ 16th April 2014, 6:25 PM BSTGoodbye, stupid London tourists. Stop taking photos of me.
Sorry about that.
Quote: Ben @ 16th April 2014, 6:20 PM BSTWriting dirty Walking Dead fanfic?
Now there's an idea!
Ben is going to go and eat a truffle.
And, for those who care, his headache is rapidly fading.
Quote: Jennie @ 16th April 2014, 6:25 PM BSTI cannot wait to go back to Nottingham for Easter.
Goodbye, stupid London tourists. Stop taking photos of me.
That's what you get for wearing your wig.
Quote: zooo @ 16th April 2014, 6:42 PM BSTThat's what you get for wearing your wig.
Zooo you just don't care do you?
I'm putting together a coffee-table book named "The Knockers of Siena." I have 100 already-Photoshop'd photographs on Dropbox of door knockers in Tuscany for which I would like captions written. The captions don't have to be lengthy; they just need to romanticize the doors and the characteristics of the knockers. An example of the type of photos and knockers is attached. A knowledge of Italy or Siena may be helpful but is not required.
just got invited to this job, what should my opinion on Sienna's knockers be.
Quote: sootyj @ 16th April 2014, 9:05 PM BSTjust need to romanticize the doors and the characteristics of the knockers.
You need to read some of that FanFic for inspiration.
I'd do pretty much anything to get my hand on Siennas knockers
Two weeks tonight I'll be retired . . .
Aren't you ecstatic? I know I would be.
Not really. Apprehensive. Bit scared.
Don't be. The world is now your oyster.
Quote: keewik @ 17th April 2014, 12:12 AM BSTDon't be. The world is now your oyster.
Or lobster as Arthur Daley would say.
