SHUTTUP SOOTY.
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Clowns are people too, well I heard they just stuff those funny costumes with a couple of hundred pounds of reanimated zombie remains and send them on their way.
Quote: Jennie @ 13th April 2014, 9:22 PM BSTAnyone else get sleep paralysis? I get it all the time and it scares me, even though I know exactly what it is now. The first time I got it I thought I was dying. If my breathing is impaired it is doubly frightening.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_Paralysis
I don't get any of the hallucinations, thank God.
I wish you folk wouldn't tell me about these things. I'd never heard of this but now I just know I'll get it.
Quote: keewik @ 13th April 2014, 10:37 PM BSTI wish you folk wouldn't tell me about these things. I'd never heard of this but now I just know I'll get it.
It's much less scary if you know what it is. The first time it happened to me I was sure I was dying. I couldn't move, couldn't open my eyes. Mine tend to last for at least a minute.
I decided that if I was thinking about something then I wasn't dead. So I thought about Rowan Atkinson. Not sure why!
Quote: zooo @ 13th April 2014, 9:45 PM BSTYep I get it, but also no hallucinations.
Although I only get it after nightmares, so I'm still scared from that when I wake up and can't move.
That's rubbish. 
Ben needs to get down the barbers later as his grey hairs are now at a length where they're too noticeable!
Ben's had his hair cut and the years have fallen off him.
Had a similar experience trimming my beard, now combine a trimmer with king of shaves and look more rugged than Bruce Willis
I'm shocked - my mental image of sooty is clean-shaven.
The first time I met Sooty he was clean shaven. The last time I saw him, he had a beard.
Quote: Ben @ 14th April 2014, 7:52 PM BSTThe first time I met Sooty he was clean shaven. The last time I saw him, he had a beard.
Ben is off to a radiotherapy clinic for cats today.
Ben is in Newmarket. There appears to be a fair bit of money round here due to the horse racing, but the town centre is a bit mediocre.
Quote: beaky @ 14th April 2014, 6:58 PM BSTI'm shocked - my mental image of sooty is clean-shaven. Like that gorgeous young Italian boy in Death in Venice
Steady on old bean.
Quote: Ben @ 15th April 2014, 8:11 AM BSTBen is off to a radiotherapy clinic for cats today.
Is there a backstory to this? I'm intrigued.