Quote: Jennie @ 13th April 2014, 11:25 PM BSTShe was at least a 12, Zooo.
DisGUSTing.
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Quote: keewik @ 13th April 2014, 11:29 PM BSTYou're obviously one of these silly bastards who think women's bodies are only for male gratification and not for procreation and nurturing.
You asked what I meant, I told you what I meant. You didn't say I was wrong or inaccurate, just that I was a 'silly bastard'. Childbirth takes it's toll on the human body, those effects aren't always flattering. I could lie and say that it doesn't matter or that no one notices, but what purpose would that serve? Do you want me to deliberately lie in the name of vanity keewik?
Quote: Jennie @ 13th April 2014, 11:31 PM BSTHow old are you, RCP?
I'm timeless, though I do regenerate every few years.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 13th April 2014, 11:38 PM BSTYou asked what I meant, I told you what I meant. You didn't say I was wrong or inaccurate, just that I was a 'silly bastard'. Childbirth takes it's toll on the human body, those effects aren't always flattering. I could lie and say that it doesn't matter or that no one notices, but what purpose would that serve? Do you want me to deliberately lie in the name of vanity keewik?
I'm timeless, though I do regenerate every few years.
True, but I think your attitude is sad. If a man loves a woman ( cue for a song) he takes these changes in his stride, especially if it's his child. By the way, saggy boobs are a fact of life - not just related to childbearing. Show me a 50-year-old with pert tits. (Barring plastic surgery)
Quote: keewik @ 13th April 2014, 11:47 PM BSTTrue, but I think your attitude is sad. If a man loves a woman ( cue for a song) he takes these changes in his stride, especially if it's his child. By the way, saggy boobs are a fact of life - not just related to childbearing. Show me a 50-year-old with pert tits. (Barring plastic surgery)
I'm not disagreeing with you keewik, love is very strong and not entirely based on physical attributes. That's not what I was talking about though. I must admit, I haven't gone out of my way to look at 50+ year old boobs, so I will do some investigating tonight on the Internet, I believe there are a number of 'documentaries' surrounding this very topic, usually involving young plumbers.
Quote: Jennie @ 13th April 2014, 11:02 PM BSTDiana was hot and she only managed one good looking child (and that may or may not have been with the help of James Hewitt).
That would be 'Diana, bury me in a Y shaped coffin.' ?
Quote: Oldrocker @ 13th April 2014, 11:55 PM BSTThat would be 'Diana, bury me in a Y shaped coffin.' ?
Charles started shagging around first. If I had been old enough to notice or care, I for one would have been cheering her on the day she finally started to get some herself. Obviously I wouldn't actually be there, you understand.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 13th April 2014, 11:38 PM BSTI'm timeless, though I do regenerate every few years.
23?
If I guess in blocks of five years, will you tell me if I get it right?
Quote: Oldrocker @ 13th April 2014, 11:55 PM BSTThat would be 'Diana, bury me in a Y shaped coffin.' ?
Hey, if Diana was slagging it about, then I bet it was because Charles was meeting up with Camilla to er...sow his wild oats.
Diana was basically a breeding factory, a prize heifer bought at the market to produce heirs. Their marriage was about the most traditional marriage possible with roots stretching back hundreds of years. If she was the first member of the British royal family to sleep around then I could understand the criticism, but history is replete with hundreds of aristocratic bastards.
Quote: Jennie @ 13th April 2014, 11:57 PM BST23?
If I guess in blocks of five years, will you tell me if I get it right?
It's very rude to ask someone their age. All that education and yet so little breeding. Tsk, tsk, back to finishing school with you, I'm cancelling the debutants ball.
But at least Charles was only shagging one, his true love.
But her. I'm sure she rang me once but I had it as a missed call on my mobile.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 14th April 2014, 12:02 AM BSTIt's very rude to ask someone their age. All that education and yet so little breeding. Tsk, tsk, back to finishing school with you, I'm cancelling the debutants ball.
Asking rude questions is what I do for a living.
Deflect away, I will work it out.
Wiggling the truth out of reluctant witnesses is also what I do for a living.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 13th April 2014, 11:51 PM BSTI'm not disagreeing with you keewik, love is very strong and not entirely based on physical attributes. That's not what I was talking about though. I must admit, I haven't gone out of my way to look at 50+ year old boobs, so I will do some investigating tonight on the Internet, I believe there are a number of 'documentaries' surrounding this very topic, usually involving young plumbers.
Quote: Oldrocker @ 14th April 2014, 12:06 AM BSTBut at least Charles was only shagging one, his true love.
But her. I'm sure she rang me once but I had it as a missed call on my mobile.
And that's why we need Mumsnet.
Women are allowed to have lots of casual sex you know OR. With lots and lots of different men. As many as she likes, in fact.
Charles had been able to do lots of it before marriage, enabling him to find his one true love.
Diana had to remain a virgin because of the outdated laws of the patriarchy. So she had to do her shagging around after marriage to help her find her one true love.
Problem was by that time she was too damaged and needy to find a man who would treat her well and not bully her or try to rescue her. It was very sad.
Quote: Jennie @ 13th April 2014, 11:57 PM BST
Charles started shagging around first. If I had been old enough to notice or care, I for one would have been cheering her on the day she finally started to get some herself. Obviously I wouldn't actually be there, you understand.
Yes! Pity she didn't start first. We might have had a normal person as heir ... Or maybe not. At least we wouldn't have the Windsor ears.
Indeed.
Have you approached oldest son with my marriage proposal yet? I was asked out by a Big Issue seller yesterday - I am not going to remain free forever.
Quote: Jennie @ 14th April 2014, 12:11 AM BSTWomen are allowed to have lots of casual sex you know OR. With lots and lots of different men. As many as she likes, in fact.
I'm a bit old school and don't agree with 'casual sex'.
Quote: Jennie @ 14th April 2014, 12:17 AM BSTIndeed.
Have you approached oldest son with my marriage proposal yet? I was asked out by a Big Issue seller yesterday - I am not going to remain free forever.
He's coming home next weekend so I could broach this. However he's only 5 foot 4/5. Is this a problem?