Ben went bowling today. Apart from getting two strikes in a row he was pretty useless.
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Did you remember to lick the ball first?
(Al Murray looks slightly amused.)
Quite a few years ago I was coming out of a Wales v Ireland match at the, then, Arms Park when I suddenly realised that my feet weren't on the ground! Those of you that have met me will know that this must have been something!
I saw I was headed for a lamppost and I clung onto it for all I was worth until the surge passed. And this at an orderly rugby match.
Very frightening.
So, what does it mean when a member of the audience starts vomiting all over the place when you're singing? Is this a sign I should give up? Or was the drama I'd written, so powerful that she was overcome? 
Quote: Hannah G @ 12th April 2014, 11:50 AM BSTOh flippin botherness
It was so beautiful yesterday and now it's gone really shitty againDo you read them Billwill??
Will you do me pleeease? If you can
Can you actually read them over the internet??
No sorry I don't/cant' do Tarot readings.
I just like having a Tarot pack.
Another busy Sunday beckons for Ben. Although, he's still in bed so maybe he's not that busy.
Quote: Ben @ 13th April 2014, 9:14 AM BSTAnother busy Sunday beckons for Ben. Although, he's still in bed so maybe he's not that busy.
I guess you overslept; you should be in the London Marathon, which has already started.
>_<
Is not looking forward to the few weeks. Next two weekends are long one in Australia which means I have four days this week to work that would usually take five days and three days next week to do all the work that normally takes three and a bit at least.
Do you think anyone will mind if I cancel Easter?
Quote: reds @ 13th April 2014, 1:25 PM BSTIs not looking forward to the few weeks. Next two weekends are long one in Australia which means I have four days this week to work that would usually take five days and three days next week to do all the work that normally takes three and a bit at least.
Do you think anyone will mind if I cancel Easter?
Jesus would.
Cadburys would
Anyone else get sleep paralysis? I get it all the time and it scares me, even though I know exactly what it is now. The first time I got it I thought I was dying. If my breathing is impaired it is doubly frightening.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_Paralysis
I don't get any of the hallucinations, thank God.
it's like reverse sleep walking
Yep I get it, but also no hallucinations.
Although I only get it after nightmares, so I'm still scared from that when I wake up and can't move.
Quote: Jennie @ 13th April 2014, 9:22 PM BSTAnyone else get sleep paralysis? I get it all the time and it scares me, even though I know exactly what it is now. The first time I got it I thought I was dying. If my breathing is impaired it is doubly frightening.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_Paralysis
I don't get any of the hallucinations, thank God.
Happened to me once or twice. Creepy but the ability to move returns after a second or two.
Lying there flat on my face in My own drool unable to move is not very nice.
Quote: zooo @ 13th April 2014, 9:45 PM BSTYep I get it, but also no hallucinations.
Although I only get it after nightmares, so I'm still scared from that when I wake up and can't move.
SHH a clown might be reading this and then they'll sneak in your room at night and lick your face.
So Gordon how was your dinner with Julius Assange?
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 13th April 2014, 9:53 PM BSTHappened to me once or twice. Creepy but the ability to move returns after a second or two.
Lying there flat on my face in My own drool unable to move is not very nice.
Did you atleast get bought dinner.....