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How do you think I maintain my profound and hypnotizing beauty?
Quote: Jennie @ 12th April 2014, 10:54 PM BSTReally?
I would like to refer my learned friend to the healthy debate over 'No Make Up Selfies'.
I also have opinions on waxing, tattoos, appropriate attire and expensive moisturisers.
Quote: sootyj @ 12th April 2014, 11:03 PM BSTHow do you think I maintain my profound and hypnotizing erections?
Does that chat up line still work?
I once got paid £40 to wear some goggles and look at toiletries in a well known beauty / chemist shop, they wanted to research where the eyes were drawn.
Quote: Shandonbelle @ 12th April 2014, 10:50 PM BSTFill your 'Boots' RC
Quote: lofthouse @ 12th April 2014, 11:07 PM BSTDoes that chat up line still work?
With architects surprisingly well.
Quote: Shandonbelle @ 12th April 2014, 11:07 PM BSTthey wanted to research where the eyes were drawn.
Usually the tits first...
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 12th April 2014, 11:06 PM BSTI would like to refer my learned friend to the healthy debate over 'No Make Up Selfies'.
I also have opinions on waxing, tattoos, appropriate attire and expensive moisturisers. Read them in my column in Gay news.
I heard Louise Spence was impressed by your column
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 12th April 2014, 11:06 PM BST
I also have opinions on waxing,
It's your body, do what you want with it.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 12th April 2014, 11:06 PM BSTtattoos,
It's your body, do what you want with it.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 12th April 2014, 11:06 PM BST
appropriate attire
It's your body, do what you want with it.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 12th April 2014, 11:06 PM BST
expensive moisturisers.
Aldi do a great moisturiser for £2.50.
Those are the acceptable opinions.
Quote: Shandonbelle @ 12th April 2014, 11:07 PM BSTI once got paid £40 to wear some goggles and look at toiletries in a well known beauty / chemist shop, they wanted to research where the eyes were drawn.
Really? I could do that!
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 12th April 2014, 11:10 PM BSTUsually the tits first...
Yeah, why? They aren't that interesting.
Why are all Manchester Aldi's 24/7?
Because they're ALDI opening.
Quote: Jennie @ 12th April 2014, 11:12 PM BSTIt's your body, do what you want with it.
And that's why you'll never make it in the exciting world of online beauty journalism.
Quote: Jennie @ 12th April 2014, 11:13 PM BSTYeah, why? They aren't that interesting.
Depends on the tits.
I'd go for a version of Casino Royale, where Agent Size OO has to save the world.
Only instead of guns and gadgets, she uses kooky femininity and beauty products.
And ends up going on a date with Le Shifre, arranged by her beautician Qpid.
And here's the thing.
They'd buy it, every last misogynistic, self hating word.
Quote: sootyj @ 12th April 2014, 11:17 PM BSTThey'd buy it, every last misogynistic, self hating word.
Yep, that is what is so sad.
Yet I am also anti those feminists who insist on a no make up/no hair removal policy just to make a point.
Well it's all about being in control of your life and your image innit.
Poor old Dove seem to swing between models and ordinary lasses, like a wereAndreaDworking.