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Quote: sootyj @ 12th April 2014, 10:20 PM BST

I prefer the term spree killers, sounds much more cheerful.

I felt the same way about 'The Arab Spring' - makes the RPGing of refugees sound so much more bucolic.

Quote: Jennie @ 12th April 2014, 10:21 PM BST

My record is 324 separate TIC offences.

Holy frick! He was a one man crime wave.

You could imagine Zebedee having an Arab spring.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 12th April 2014, 10:29 PM BST

I felt the same way about 'The Arab Spring' - makes the RPGing of refugees sound so much more bucolic.

Holy frick! He was a one man crime wave.

That or he flashed his cock at a passing intercity train.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 12th April 2014, 10:29 PM BST

Holy frick! He was a one man crime wave.

I asked him why and he said there wasn't much else to do. I went for a walk around the town after court and realised what he meant.

What was the crime?

That said when I worked in homeless projects, even the most sleepy Harry Ramp could work up some impressive criminalising.

Probably shouldn't say. But I have said what offence usually covers TIC's.

We are looking for a creative writer for our new website, that caters to women and is sponsored by skin, hair and makeup companies.

We are looking for excellent writers that can write about topics of interest to women, and be fresh and cutting edge. WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR BORING INTERNET CONTENT, which can be found on every website. We are looking for a UNIQUE VOICE. Do you have a story you want to tell? We are interested in hearing it.

This is a virtual position, article topics are given Monday morning and must be completed by Friday. Each article is about 800 words or 1 and half pages

Pay is:
$7 per article for the first month.
$10 per article after first month
$20 per article after 1 year

We are looking to build a creative voice on the internet for women. Please tell us why you make a strong writer. Send us your best work related to womens beauty topics.

Hiring is ASAP

Desired Skills

just saw this job on Elance, it's the kind of thing that polishes the kernel of truth in some of RCP's rants.

Quote: sootyj @ 12th April 2014, 10:45 PM BST

We are looking to build a creative voice on the internet for women. Please tell us why you make a strong writer. Send us your best work related to womens beauty topics.

This sounds ideal for me, I usually have plenty of interesting things to say about both women and beauty topics. It's certainly different from the usual boring Internet content.

Should I apply?

Fill your 'Boots' RC Whistling nnocently

Well I'd ask for a lot more money. But if you can bring fresh, original and incisive writing about women's beauty I can't see why not.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ 12th April 2014, 10:50 PM BST

Fill your 'Boots' RC Whistling nnocently

Did that chat up line work at the last meetup?

Oh god, that is disgusting.

:D

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 12th April 2014, 10:49 PM BST

This sounds ideal for me, I usually have plenty of interesting things to say about beauty topics.

Really?

What the job description?

If the money was a lot better, I'd chuck my hat in the ring.

I've written as a chick before, surprisingly easy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNKIjLLZMWs&noredirect=1

Could you write on beauty though? Do you know the difference between a BB Cream, a CC Cream and a pore minimiser? Because if they are sponsored by companies that is the kind of shit you need to know.

I do know, because I am eternally vain.

That's what Wikipedia for, facts is facts it's how you present them.

Take the same chicken and give it Gordon Ramsey or a chicken f**ker and the results are completely different.

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