Elderly spinster thought she was a lesbian but didn't enjoy getting groped by Sandi Toksvig, seeking for man with a penis, looks no object but must bring own 4in1 oil and crowbar
Buxom Rumanian seeks English passport with man.
I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,515
Quote: sootyj @ 10th April 2014, 10:29 PM BSTBuxom Rumanian seeks English passport with man.
Not anymore topical boy, I'm taking away your Nigel Farage poster.
Is that the one you lent me with the hole punched out in the crotch and the mouth
Quote: sootyj @ 10th April 2014, 10:33 PM BSTIs that the one you lent me with the hole punched out in the crotch and the mouth
How dare you?!
*snuggles his Nigel love pillow*
I was asked by a Spanish nurse today if I had 'a pealisy' quite threw me for a moment or two I can tell you.
Quote: Marc P @ 10th April 2014, 10:49 PM BSTI was asked by a Spanish nurse today if I had 'a pealisy' quite threw me for a moment or two I can tell you.
I imagine you were quite shaken.
Something to do with the feet apparently.
Am I missing something? What's the problem with people eating things? Maybe they're pressurised and really short of time, so no option. My only problem would be that somebody eating a curry might be attacked by me so I could steal the curry. Having said that, I'm a hermit who goes everywhere by car.
Am I missing something? What's the problem with people eating things? Maybe they're pressurised and really short of time, so no option. My only problem would be that somebody eating a curry might be attacked by me so I could steal the curry. Having said that, I'm a hermit who goes everywhere by car.
Curries can repeat on you.
Marc P whats the title of your book about your philandering in the conservative party
Quote: Marc P @ 10th April 2014, 11:10 PM BSTCurries can repeat on you. and so can Thatcher and Major
rue, cad, phil danderer
Quote: sootyj @ 10th April 2014, 11:16 PM BSTrue, cad, phil danderer
I don't know... You stuff one orange in your mouth one time!!!
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 10th April 2014, 11:21 PM BSTBecause I'm struggling to get this.
I've tried multi-phoneticism and have got nowhere:
I don't want to make it too easy, so I'll provide a little clue -
Manuel: Mr. Fawlty! Mr. Fawlty! Senior Bambridge, he is all shaking and having the fits, I think he has a peasily!'
If you're still stumped, I'll reveal the answer.
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 10th April 2014, 11:42 PM BSTMP: "a pealisy";
RC: "a peasily";
Que?
epilepsy
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 10th April 2014, 11:44 PM BSTJesus H.
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 10th April 2014, 11:47 PM BSTAnd I thought it might be AIDS.
Effin' Nora.
Her name was Isabella