You just want to be Sandra Bullock.
Odd careers you've considered Page 2
Quote: chipolata @ 10th April 2014, 10:32 PM BSTI've always fancied working in a tollbooth. Sitting around all day, reading, watching a tiny TV, and sporadically talking to somebody through a slot.
Or a security guard behind a big desk, in a great big office.
Maybe answering the phone, hello this is BigTec PLC I have nothing useful to say to you, as I am just a security guard.
You will get shot by Bruce Willis.
Quote: zooo @ 10th April 2014, 10:33 PM BSTYou just want to be Sandra Bullock.
That's 20 years old next year. 
Quote: zooo @ 10th April 2014, 10:33 PM BSTYou just want to be Sandra Bullock.
That was my second choice after soldier.
Quote: zooo @ 10th April 2014, 10:37 PM BSTYou will get shot by Bruce Willis.
No I get stabbed by a T1000 when I go and get a cup of coffee.
I could have chats with the cleaners about their village back in Nigeria and laugh explosively about genital mutilation and their uncle getting eaten by a crocodile.
Quote: chipolata @ 10th April 2014, 10:40 PM BSTThat's 20 years old next year.
Oh dear.
Quote: sootyj @ 10th April 2014, 10:35 PM BSTOr a security guard behind a big desk, in a great big office.
Yeah I did fancy that one
Or Elvis Impersonator
Both combined would be awesome.
I always wanted to be a Bond villain. I've got a button-up-to-the-neck fawn jacket, and am working on a hollow volcano as headquarters. Obviously I've also got a cat.
Quote: beaky @ 10th April 2014, 11:41 PM BSTObviously I've also got a cat.
But do you have the right degree of sexualised anger and jealousy towards Bond, that is the hallmark of any proper Bond villain.
I was going to be an ice-skater. Never been on the ice in my life. Can't even go a bike.
Quote: sootyj @ 10th April 2014, 11:43 PM BSTBut do you have the right degree of sexualised anger and jealousy towards Bond, that is the hallmark of any proper Bond villain.
No need with a button-up-to-the-neck fawn jacket.
Ah well could I be the night security guard at your volcano base.