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What the hellvare tootsie rolls and twinkies? Our local soothsayer has never heard of them

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Quote: sootyj @ 9th April 2014, 7:04 PM BST

How is that even possible? The cards wouldn't match or anything.

I take it that you have never really looked at a Tarot deck.

Several, I even helped design one.

And they're not that close a match.

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They have numbers & different symbols
Look quite poker friendly to me

Hey Steve what did you think of my girlfriend Fiona Fireplace

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 10th April 2014, 10:06 AM BST

Look quite poker friendly to me

Hands off you cad

Quote: sootyj @ 10th April 2014, 10:19 AM BST

Hey Steve what did you think of my grillfriend Fiona Fireplace

Well whatever toasts your Marshmallows

I'm more interested in the scuttling.

She's got a grate smile as well.

Twinkies are a bit meh. I miss American donuts - as opposed to British doughnuts - and the only ones in this country are the massively expensive Krispy Kremes. In the US, Krispy Kreme is as low brow as our Greggs, but you wouldn't buy a sausage roll for £3.

Gooin' Quooin' !

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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 10th April 2014, 4:43 PM BST

Twinkies are a bit meh. I miss American donuts - as opposed to British doughnuts - and the only ones in this country are the massively expensive Krispy Kremes. In the US, Krispy Kreme is as low brow as our Greggs, but you wouldn't buy a sausage roll for £3.

I had a cronut the other day, it was overrated.

On the subject of eating crap, I have fallen in love with Lidl's fake Twixes.
Food is evil. Why can't apples and bananas be addictive?

So are the Lidl one's better than real twixes.

They taste a bit different, but I think I prefer them.

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