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I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,510

Anybody ever seen Oscar Pistorius and Gary Barlow in the same room?

www.bbc.com/news/uk-26950402

Some babies played together like babies today.

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-26959628

See...crazy man with access to guns = lots of death.

Crazy man who can only get a knife = no-one dead.

Quote: Jennie @ 9th April 2014, 3:16 PM BST

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-26959628

See...crazy man with access to guns = lots of death.

Crazy man who can only get a knife = no-one dead.

Don't open Pandora's box (aka Renegade)!

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 9th April 2014, 3:24 PM BST

Don't open Pandora's box (aka Renegade)!

You don't think that's exactly what she wants? Those two really need to get a room.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 9th April 2014, 3:24 PM BST

Don't open Pandora's box !

Hey what me and Pandora get up to is our business

Quote: reds @ 9th April 2014, 2:01 PM BST

www.bbc.com/news/uk-26950402

Some babies played together like babies today.

That was weird and creepy and makes me believe some people should not only vote, they also shouldn't be allowed to watch the news.

Quote: Nogget @ 9th April 2014, 3:27 PM BST

You don't think that's exactly what she wants? Those two really need to get a womb.

I think they're outsourcing all the messy business to India.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 1st April 2014, 8:45 PM BST

Thanks for the summary, Billwill. Still, I don't think you would have a hard time kicking our arses. The quality of our training isn't exactly mindblowing. I had my weapon in my flat until 3 years ago (you lose your reservists status when you reach 34) but I doubt I would have been a John Rambo in the case of an attack. On the other hand, I could have charged my gun with the so called war ammunition (50 bullets) and kill lots of people in the nearest Kindergarten or school, American style, if Iwould have wanted to. Every young Swiss man who did the service could do so, not a nice thought.

Chatting to a Swiss bloke many years ago, I did raise the question of a reservist going on the rampage, but he said if one ever did, there would be about 50 other reservists nearby to shoot him, before he did too much mayhem.

There's some point in this arguement of course, even though it is basically one of the same arguements used by the USA NRA.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 1st April 2014, 11:08 PM BST

Look, if you want to pretend you didn't mean anything by it, then you right ahead, use the defence of pedantry if you so desire. Hell, make out that I'm paranoid and that I obviously have no clue as to what you're alluding to, especially when you use 'Pro-Gun' and 'loonies' in the same sentence.

It's you that read it wrong RC, in GB's comment about my description of Swiss war policy, he was merely pointing out that the fact that the Swiss reservists had their army weapons at home, increased the possibility of one going on the rampage. He wasn't advocating anything or challenging the issue of gun owners having weapons at home.

Quote: zooo @ 2nd April 2014, 8:32 PM BST

I think it's rather fun. I want to see them.

Dp you even want to see the book covered with the skin of a bloke who was flayed alive!

:O :O :O :O Sick

Quote: Jennie @ 9th April 2014, 3:16 PM BST

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-26959628

See...crazy man with access to guns = lots of death.

Crazy man who can only get a knife = no-one dead.

Bloody amateur -

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-03-02/33-killed-in-mass-stabbing-at-china-train-station/5293220

Quote: billwill @ 9th April 2014, 7:14 PM BST

Dp you even want to see the book covered with the skin of a bloke who was flayed alive!

:O :O :O :O Sick

Kind of. :$
Obviously I would prefer it hadn't happened, but now it has... lemme see it.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 9th April 2014, 8:02 PM BST

Bloody amateur -

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-03-02/33-killed-in-mass-stabbing-at-china-train-station/5293220

You are such a bully

that US nutter was one loony with a knife and he managed to tag 20 kids.

The Chinese lot were a great big crowd with swords and everything.

It would appear even spree killers are not immune from your judgemental sneering.

I bet you've never eaten swotted a fly.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/matthew-tvrdon-cardiff-white-van-1936044

Quote: sootyj @ 9th April 2014, 8:17 PM BST

It would appear even spree killers are not immune from your judgemental sneering.

In all seriousness, when it comes to spree killing, the number one factor is how quickly the wounded can receive medical attention. The quicker they get it, the more chance of survival.

Because knife boy was stopped quickly and there was no further threat, the paramedics could get to the wounded that much quicker. Same with the Senator who was shot in Arizona, despite taking a bullet to the brain, she survived and even addressed Congress.

Knives are equally as dangerous as guns, we know this through thousands of years of bloody warfare before firearms were invented.

It's easier to take down a guy with a knife, then someone with a gun surely.

Quote: sootyj @ 9th April 2014, 8:52 PM BST

It's easier to take down a guy with a knife, then someone with a gun surely.

Yes and no. Obviously the guy with knife can't get you from distance, but then again, he doesn't need to reload and knives are freely available.

Lone knife spree killers aren't unusual -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akihabara_massacre

Then again, there is a reason British police carry guns and tazers and not knives.

I think the police should carry nunchucks

Has there ever been a massacre where someone with AIDS ran around shagging people.

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