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Quote: zooo @ 8th April 2014, 2:25 PM BST

All violent murderers should get whole life terms. Rather than changing his sentence to match others, let's change all the others to match his. He'll be happy then because I'm sure all he wants is to be treated fairly.

I both agree and disagree with zooo. First the disagree, if an abused woman murders her husband, should she get a whole life tariff? And now the agree bit, we should change the sentencing in the UK, because otherwise we're just trying to achieve the same thing in a bizarrely underhanded and roundabout type way.

Don't impose a whole life tariff - just make it impossible for them ever to be released again unless they reach the age of 175 years old through all manner of legal chicanery. What's the difference?

200 years is not uncommon in the US, like for Maksim Gelman. http://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/19/nyregion/maksim-gelman-killer-of-4-draws-200-year-term.html?_r=0

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 8th April 2014, 2:45 PM BST

I both agree and disagree with zooo. First the disagree, if an abused woman murders her husband, should she get a whole life tariff?

I thought that immediately after I posted!
I imagine that counts as self defence rather than murder. I think possibly even if it's been planned.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 8th April 2014, 2:45 PM BST

I both agree and disagree with zooo. First the disagree, if an abused woman murders her husband, should she get a whole life tariff? And now the agree bit, we should change the sentencing in the UK, because otherwise we're just trying to achieve the same thing in a bizarrely underhanded and roundabout type way.

It is always ill advised to make a blanket rule. What about the elderly man who kills his elderly wife as she wishes to be put out of the misery of terminal illness? Still murder.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 8th April 2014, 2:45 PM BST

Don't impose a whole life tariff - just make it impossible for them ever to be released again unless they reach the age of 175 years old through all manner of legal chicanery. What's the difference?

Because one of the arguments against whole life tariffs is that you leave prisoners without any incentive to behave/try not to escape. That makes prisons even more expensive to run than they already are.

If you give them a glimmer of hope that they will get out on day (even if they are a very old man or woman) you can help to regulate their behaviour.

As for OR's question - Roy Whiting (murderer of Sarah Payne) got a 50 year minimum, although I think that was subsequently reduced to 40. He will be 82 before he is eligible for release. There is no guarantee he would get out even then.

I think I am a bit too interested in murderers. :(

Quote: zooo @ 8th April 2014, 2:50 PM BST

I imagine that counts as self defence rather than murder. I think it may have done in the past even if it's planned.

And we're back to the discretion of the court and no, not every one of these are considered self defence. They've been plenty of cases where wives have murdered their husbands as they've slept and gone to jail.

Quote: Jennie @ 8th April 2014, 2:53 PM BST

It is always ill advised to make a blanket rule. What about the elderly man who kills his elderly wife as she wishes to be put out of the misery of terminal illness? Still murder.

True! But I did originally blankety blanket violent murders. Which I'm sure a nice old man wouldn't do to his wife.

Quote: Jennie @ 8th April 2014, 2:53 PM BST

Because one of the arguments against whole life tariffs is that you leave prisoners without any incentive to behave/try not to escape. That makes prisons even more expensive to run than they already are.

I suppose the flipside would be that some prisoners can never be rehabilitated back into society and are a constant danger. Therefore any kind of behavioural incentives are a waste of money.

Look at Nelson Mandela, they locked him up for being a political agitator, soon as he was released, he began agitating again. ;)

Quote: zooo @ 8th April 2014, 2:50 PM BST

I thought that immediately after I posted!
I imagine that counts as self defence rather than murder. I think possibly even if it's been planned.

Self-defence is an immediate response to threat, so if there is no immediate threat, no self-defence. In most cases the murder is planned but only after years and years of domestic abuse. An abused person may just snap one day without anything particular being done to provoke them.

They can run the defence of provocation (which reduces murder to manslaughter). However, provocation requires a "sudden temporary loss of self-control". To get around that, juries are now asked to consider whether the defendant was suffering from "battered wife syndrome". (Having heard medical evidence on this point.)

Of course provocation is only a defence to murder, so if the bastard doesn't die, you can't run the defence.

I have done several cases of GBH where, after years of emotional, physical, sexual and financial abuse, a defendant suddenly cracks and attacks their partner. They have had to plead guilty to the assault as there is no defence in law. Their sentences are of course vastly reduced.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 8th April 2014, 2:58 PM BST

I suppose the flipside would be that some prisoners can never be rehabilitated back into society and are a constant danger. Therefore any kind of behavioural incentives are a waste of money.

Look at Nelson Mandela, they locked him up for being a political agitator, soon as he was released, he began agitating again. ;)

Laughing out loud

So what are you going to do with them for 60 years? You may be right, but they have to do something with their days.

Personally, if I am every sent to prison for a long time, I am going to do a degree with the OU and write a novel.

Quote: Jennie @ 8th April 2014, 3:02 PM BST

Of course provocation is only a defence to murder, so if the bastard doesn't die, you can't run the defence.

Ha! How annoying/ironic.

Quote: Jennie @ 8th April 2014, 3:06 PM BST

Personally, if I am every sent to prison for a long time, I am going to do a degree with the OU and write a novel.

That's what I've always planned.
Wrongly imprisoned, naturally.

Quote: zooo @ 8th April 2014, 2:57 PM BST

True! But I did originally blankety blanket violent murders. Which I'm sure a nice old man wouldn't do to his wife.

But aren't all murders violent? I guess the old man wouldn't be angry, but then most psychopath murderers aren't particularly angry whilst they are doing it either.

I guess we could have degrees of murder like they do in the States.

Quote: zooo @ 8th April 2014, 3:06 PM BST

Wrongly imprisoned, naturally.

Naturally :D

Ooh yes, degrees of murder.
Hatchety hatchety knifey slash is the worst. And handing wife a couple of pills and a glass of water is the least.

As long as she's not under the impression they're for a headache.

Quote: zooo @ 8th April 2014, 3:09 PM BST

Hatchety hatchety knifey slash is the worst.

You really should go for a job drafting legislation, Zooo. :)

We'd have Cat 1: Really Mean Murder. Cat 2: Slightly Less Mean Murder. Cat 3: Understandable Murder.

Quote: Jennie @ 8th April 2014, 3:11 PM BST

You really should go for a job drafting legislation, Zooo. :)

We'd have Cat 1: Really Mean Murder. Cat 2: Slightly Less Mean Murder. Cat 3: Understandable Murder.

See I knew all Cat's were evil.

Jennie Zooo would never prosecute any cat for murder.

Cat 1: ANYONE BEING MEAN TO CATS gets death penalty.

Quote: dannyjb1 @ 8th April 2014, 3:14 PM BST

See I knew all Cat's were evil.

*smacks Danny's bum*

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