Quote: keewik @ 5th April 2014, 8:42 PM BSTJenny, I bought a new laptop about 5/6 weeks ago. Windows 8.1 (and driving me mad). It came with Macafee.
They usually come with Parcel Force or UPS . .
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No, a Harry Potter owl delivered it.
My laptop is about ten years old
It's coal powered
Quote: keewik @ 5th April 2014, 9:05 PM BSTNo, a Harry Potter owl delivered it.
I thought it was a stork.
Quote: sootyj @ 5th April 2014, 9:19 PM BSTI thought it was a stork.
No. In Scotland it has to be an owl. Alec Salmond says so.
Owlementary my dear Keewik
Quote: keewik @ 5th April 2014, 8:42 PM BSTJenny, I bought a new laptop about 5/6 weeks ago. Windows 8.1 (and driving me mad). It came with Macafee.
Thanks Keewik. I knew they were just trying it on, but wanted to make sure. 
I am so excited to go back to bed and use my brand new pillow again. What has my life come to? 
Blimey...
Have you given it a name?
Quote: Jennie @ 5th April 2014, 9:57 PM BSTI am so excited to go back to bed and use my brand new pillow again. What has my life come to?
What are you using it for you dirty wench 
Someone wants my flat - could all be done and dusted and me be out of there by Easter.
As I'm Best Man on Easter Saturday with a stag do before then I could have an interesting few days ahead.
Ben only has four more days at work and then he's off for ten days!
I have arranged to go and see a psychic lady tomorrow 
My mum has been to her and says she is very very good, so it should be interesting...
Oh I'd love to speak to one of them
Well a good one anyway
Tell us what she said!
Quote: lofthouse @ 7th April 2014, 8:07 PM BSTOh I'd love to speak to one of them
Well a good one anyway
Tell us what she said!
You need an exorcist. 
Quote: lofthouse @ 7th April 2014, 8:07 PM BSTOh I'd love to speak to one of them
Well a good one anyway
Tell us what she said!
You should go Lofthouse, definitely!
But check that they see men first because some won't.
I will let you know what my lady says
I'll have some good news please!