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Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 6th April 2014, 11:27 PM BST

Good one, bellee.

;)

Quote: sootyj @ 6th April 2014, 9:32 PM BST

Why don't you two dry each other off?

No way!

He missed a couple of crevices last time. I had to use a rook of talc.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 6th April 2014, 11:26 PM BST

True, but if not Labour then who? Left Unity? The Greens? Lib Dem?

It should be Lib Dem, but obviously it is not at the moment. Angry

We're a disenfranchised bunch.

But in Lewisham, we're hardly a marginal constituency, so my vote is of very little relevance in any event.

Doesn't matter voting it's self is important.

Quote: sootyj @ 6th April 2014, 11:31 PM BST

Yup I'm a Labour voter.

But most of the lefties we both know on facebook, are NOA, left lobby, Russell's Band or whatever shrill anti politics brigade are in fashion.

I have got to stop mentioning Facebook, my real name keeps popping up on the BCG whenever I do. :(

Quote: Oldrocker @ 6th April 2014, 11:32 PM BST

No way!

He missed a couple of crevices last time. I had to use a rook of talc.

You're craggy enough midget mountaineers practise climbing you.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 6th April 2014, 11:36 PM BST

I have got to stop mentioning Facebook, my real name keeps popping up on the BCG whenever I do. :(

I never mention Scarlett Pimplynell

Quote: sootyj @ 6th April 2014, 11:31 PM BST

It's created a suppurating abscess at the heart of English political life.

Ha! Not British?

And you're claiming your politicians are better.

I heard Alex Salmond ate the stone of Scone with strawberry jam and clotted cream.

And that's not even a Scots dish.

Quote: sootyj @ 7th April 2014, 12:05 AM BST

And you're claiming your politicians are better.

Poor keewik, if the Yes vote get their way, she's going to relegated to 'weird foreigner' status like Gordon Bennett.

'Ooh, do you have Twix's in Scotland?'

Quote: sootyj @ 6th April 2014, 11:35 PM BST

Doesn't matter voting it's self is important.

Absoluteybloodyfeckin true.

I've brought my daughters up to use their vote at every occasion.

If they choose to write 'bollocks to all' across the paper then so be it but I think they then have much more right a say than those assoles that CBA to leave the house.

Quote: sootyj @ 6th April 2014, 11:31 PM BST

It's created a suppurating abscess.

Bit like Lofty's poor drying technique.

Hey, I do vote! Even in council and European elections. I vote in everything. The fact my vote doesn't make a difference doesn't stop me casting it.

Quite right OR - people died so we could have the vote.

Quote: sootyj @ 7th April 2014, 12:05 AM BST

And you're claiming your politicians are better.

I heard Alex Salmond ate the stone of Scone with strawberry jam and clotted cream.

And that's not even a Scots dish.

Actually I was trying to point out that you only see it as an English problem, forgetting Scotland, Wales and N Ireland

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 7th April 2014, 12:10 AM BST

Poor keewik, if the Yes vote get their way, she's going to relegated to 'weird foreigner' status like Gordon Bennett.

'Ooh, do you have Twix's in Scotland?'

I don't mind being a weird foreigner. And I haven't a clue about Twix. Don't eat them.

Quote: Jennie @ 7th April 2014, 12:16 AM BST

Hey, I do vote! Even in council and European elections. I vote in everything. The fact my vote doesn't make a difference doesn't stop me casting it.

Quite right OR - people died so we could have the vote.

Ditto.

You'll all be back soon enough, you're like a bunch of 6 years olds packing your trunkee cases and stomping off to the end of the street.
You'll be back for tea before it's dark.

And Rocker remember, abscesses make the heart grow fonder.

Quote: sootyj @ 7th April 2014, 12:20 AM BST

And Rocker remember, abscesses make the heart grow fonder.

Not where I've got mine . . . .

Quote: sootyj @ 7th April 2014, 12:20 AM BST

You'll all be back soon enough, you're like a bunch of 6 years olds packing your trunkee cases and stomping off to the end of the street.
You'll be back for tea before it's dark.

And Rocker remember, abscesses make the heart grow fonder.

I'm truly sorry and sad that this is how you see the inhabitants of my native land.

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