My dog has no nose
How does he smell?
He'll never know.
Turning the tables jokes... Page 2
'Stan Butler' is an anagram of 'turntables'.
whats brown and sticky ?
I don't know , but get it off the dinner table!
how many numptys does it take to change a light bulb ?
as many as you like , none of them will figure it out ...
what do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo ?
a whole lot of shit from animal activists..
why did the chicken cross the road ?
he didn't , he sat down by the side and thought about the philosophical implactions..
Quote: slarnder @ 6th April 2014, 8:24 PM BSTwhats brown and sticky ?
George Michael's penis.
Nobody called anybody a numpty.
The word Numpty on his posts is his forum signature.
Anyway, while I'm here...
Three cats laying by he fireplace. Which one got up first?
None because they were all dead.
Lord Voldermort's got no nose. How does he smell?
How should I know? Ask JK Rowling.
Quote: FunyHaHA Not Funy Strange @ 6th April 2014, 3:55 PM BST"Paul Wimsett's"
Why the quote marks? It's still my name.
ok it looks like I madea mistake , I thought I was being classed as a numpty , which coincidently is what my ex Scottish boss called me whenever I made a mistake . which was a lot . so apologies to paul , my bad . 