Turning the tables jokes...

I will start this one off , please add jokes of a similar style..

a barman walks in to a stable .
a horse in the stable looks at the barman and say '' oh how very droll '' !

Here is a joke of a similar style.

A cat is not a dog.

Go figure...

u want to start calling people names do you little boy ?

or is it the fact that your poor befuddled brain does not have the capacity to actually come up with a joke ? instead of calling people childish names , write something coherent and maybe funny . and btw , when I looked up the definition of numpty it had your name next to it . and your ancestors names . right back to the famous idiotic knight 'sir cedric wimsett-numpty' who unfortunately rode into battle with his helmet on backwards and with his lance held the wrong way round . so good day to your sir numpty , carry on your fine family tradition !

Unfortunately I am only a Wimsett by adoption, so check your sources.

This thread's got off to a fine start!

Quote: slarnder @ 6th April 2014, 3:24 AM BST

when I looked up the definition of numpty it had your name next to it

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At best, that's a synonym, not a definition. You probably had a thesaurus, not a dictionary.

Humpty Numpty sat on a wall,
And asked the barman for a horse.

so farewell then slarnder's sense of humour,
not quite e. e. cummings,
or e. j. thribb,
writing in small letters
is older than the bible.

(That's enough-Ed)

what is your problem ? I start a thread for fun and you come straight on and insult me by calling me a numpty ? anD at least I have a sense of humour , as I sais before , why not try coming up with something funny yourself ? I think I will leave you with the words of Oscar wilde ....

'' I REFUSE TO GET INVOLVE IN A BATTLE OF WITS WITH AN UN-ARMED MAN ! ''

I just don't happen to find writing in lower case funny. Maybe I need a sense of humour transplant, but that's the way I am.

Am I the only one who thinks the word "Numpty" is at the bottom of "Paul Wimsett's" post as a quote? lots of people have these on their post, it tends to be more about them then the person they are posting about! am I wrong?

Can "numpty" be a quote, FunnyhaHA?

You didn't have jokes of slarnder's high standard?

Which one of you two is my wife in incognito

I recognise the signs of taking umbrage at a perceived unintended sleight.

Did you hear about the upside down DJ
he turned the tables on himself

A horse walks into a bar.

"Why the long face?"

"My wife's left me" says the barman.